Two Dummies

Devin’s mom is back on the podcast! We go deep and talk about the ways Devin used to be punished as a kid, play a lovely round of “Who’d You Rather? (Young Male Movie Star Edition),” discuss Noah’s childhood obsession with “grossology,” and answer some Dear Abby 1991 questions about locking your kids’ doors at night and a certain promiscuous neighbor.

Check out Noah’s new rap song “Cool Chicken” !!! Boc boc boc !!!

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We had a crazy week! Devin got an iguana stuck in her bike!!?? Beyond this, the Dummies discuss their mutual obsession with sexy TikTok Willy Wonka, Devin’s problem with the word “brekkie,” Noah’s margarita disaster, and Devin’s new neighborhood friend. Plus a ravenous puppy attacks Devin’s headphone cord and she gets livid!

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Court is in session! Bonus episode! Order! Order! The Dummies welcome on Marc Bender, Noah's dad and favorite real estate attorney, to regale us with all the weirdest things that have ever happened to him in his years of court. Everything from client fistfights and extra schmoozy judges to a certain "Mr. Butt." They also try to get to the bottom of why gavels are so rarely used anymore (a huge surprise for Devin and Noah).

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Skadoosh! Devin and Noah are BACK for a totally regular but fantabulous Two Dummies! This week, they discuss Noah’s super exciting trip to the dump, whether Papa John’s is truly low-quality pizza, the importance of skadoosh, whether ducks are cuter than chickens, and what to do when you wanna see big boobs. 

Plus, a visit from Devin’s (least) favorite uncle, Morris Feldman!

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Devin and Noah welcome their good friends and fellow graduates of the Emerson Comedic Arts program Spencer Kash and Joe Scardilli to the show!

Together, they discuss Joe’s quest to become a private investigator, Spencer’s forthcoming documentary about the reopening of Emerson College, play a game of would you rather, talk dumbest moments of the week, discover a hot tub for balls, and answer some advice questions about cheating husbands and unwelcome Christmas guests. 

Follow Spencer on Instagram @sgkash and email him at [email protected] if you want to share your thoughts on colleges reopening during the pandemic.

Follow Joe on Twitter @MightyRatSlayer and on Instagram @joescar305.

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Woohoo! Devin and Noah are back for a classic ep as they unveil their new theme song! 

Topics include Noah's gig babysitting a first grader through zoom school, a rude second wedding invitation, the next chapter in Devin's lawn sign saga, whether the word "lady" is sexist, and the ethics of letting your dog lick off your plate, and more!

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Hey y'all! Devin and Noah are BACK with another stellar episode of discussing all things dumb. Topics include Devin’s doggy woes, how the pair would beat someone up if they could, what makes a word “gross,” Noah’s fabulous trip to his local dump, the ethics of public fingernail clipping, the other Two Dummies, plus a visit from their old pals “Truck Driver Bob” and “Truck Driver Jim.”

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Devin and Noah welcome on Kelly McGarry and Sydney Hark-Odsess, two of their very best buddies from their college tap group! Together they test how well they know their respective bestie by playing the newlywed game! It gets personal! They also discuss Noah's new favorite phone game and dumbest moments of the week, read a bit of the Dummies' salacious new writing project, and answer a question from 1996 about the parental ethics of letting your kids leave the door open... 

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Noah and Devin are back! This week, they check in with their pal “Bocboc the chicken” and talk Noah's gas station meltdown, Devin's failed DM spree, play a freestyle rapping game, then spend the rest of the time answering questions about porn and farting. It’s a sheer hoot! Dummy classic alert!

Check out Noah’s new song “Quiet Guy” on SoundCloud!  It's about a rapper who is shy on the outside and boisterous on the inside. 

https://soundcloud.com/bendernoah/quietguy

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