Join Frank White, Pepe and all the gang as they ruin yet another perfectly good Saturday night for you. Listen in on the show that has more per capita yelling, ranting and drinking than any other show on at that particular time. More fun than rolling the town drunk, the boys will continue your weekend of bliss, all at their expense. Join us won't you?

Listen, Call, Love...

Join Frank White, Pepe and all the gang as they come to grips with the fact that summer is nearly gone. Yes the bygone days of our youth of sitting around, doing nothing, drinking "Country Time Lemonade" and beating the heat are gone. Now all we have in our lives is sitting around, doing nothing, drinking bottle after bottle of cheap booze, and beating the heat-mostly by passing out.

The boys will be in rare form as they take your calls, discuss the important issues and news events of the past week, wreck themselves BEFORE they check themselves and entertain you, the world at large. Yes, the Internet Radio equivalent of Pop Tarts are here for your entertainment.

Listen, Call, Love...

Join Frank White, Pepe and all the gang as they celebrate one full year on the airwaves. That's right...they've been harassing you, yours and the general public since last year...wrap your mind around that, man.

Frank, Pepe and the gang will be celebrating in the usual style, with booze, broad and banter...also some hookers in studio.

What would be a better way to start off your weekend than by listening to this show? You don't even have to bring a gift!

Join Frank White, Pepe and all the gang as the plod along the path of life the way man was meant to...in a blaze of rage and drunken anger.

While you're listening we're going to be trying a new feature on the show...SENSORROUND SOUND! This innovative technology will place Frank and Pepe squarely in the middle of your living room, mead hall, bedroom or wherever it is you listen to the boys. All you need to do experience the awesome power of SENSORROUND RADIO is send $150.00 to the following PO BOX...remember, small, unmarked bills if you please...

Wait, what? Excuse me folks...

Apparently we're NOT allowed to accept "gratuities" from you, the listening public. Once again, you've been deprived of the wonders of technology while we've all been deprived the chance to blow your money in Vegas. Pity us.

Anyway, the boys will still do the show for you, but it probably won't be as exciting...all they're going to do is crack funny, talk about "news" and tie one on. Typical weekend stuff...Hey, who knows, you might win a prize if you call in...bt probably not.

Listen, Call, Love...

Join Frank White, Pepe and all the gang as they clean out their attics in an attempt to bring you the best in drunken and angry entertainment. Sweat along with the gang as they dance like the puppets they are all for your enjoyment.

What's that smell? Oh yeah, it's entertainment! Partake of the anger and debauchery as the gang makes mockeries out of current events, entertainment and this crazy facade with call "la vida."

Listen, Call, Love...

Join Frank White, Pepe and all the gang as the swelter through another disgusting, hot, humid, muggy, gross...you know what? This is crap man, seriously...I'm here in a cramped writer's office and they want me to tell you about how great they are, how funny they are, how they want to take your calls and listen to what you have to say about current events and things going on in your life. They want me to write about how they'll be talking about everything from new and politics to pop culture and sex...well it's not happening. It's way too hot for that crap.

Instead I'll tell you what they'll really be doing. They're going to be sitting around, in kiddie pools filled with ice cubes, dousing themselves in stale "Billy Beer."

Enjoy the show folks.

Listen, Call, Love...

Fun Stuff! Drinks! Fireworks! BOOBS!

Join Frank White, Pepe and all the gang as they celebrate a rip roaring and funtastic Fourth of July weekend. Yes, that's right, they actually paid me to use "funtastic" as a word. Only in America, eh? Speaking of, we'll be looking at the stuff that makes America...well, America. Yes, burgers, beer, booze, Buicks and Bubba...all those great things you've come to know and love. Also, the guys will be performing a secret live striptease available only to you listeners. All true!

Plus, you'll never know who'll show up. Guest callers, surprise visitors and lots and lots of booze. We want to hear from you, the public, the people who make it all happen...we want to know what America is to you, for you and your greatest Fourth memories.

Listen, Call, Love...

Join Frank White, Pepe and all the gang as they offer their charming insight into the mess of the world as it is today. Here's a little insight into the guys that host this show. I may just be their copy writer, but I can tell you that they don't wear pants while they do the show. So if you ever got to their studios for any reason, ask for a towel before you sit on anything. Seriously. Unless you like that sort of thing.

Anyway, there's a lot of news out there in the world, and the boys have an opinion about all of it. Plus, they may share their most deep dark secrets (no pants) with you. Prizes, fun, and tons of rants...this is the show for you.

Listen, Call, Love...

Join Frank White, Pepe and all the gang as they place their bets on World Cup soccer matches, the longevity of popular musical groups and ponder word entomology. They will also clap, sing and dance for your enjoyment. Nothing is more important to them that what you think of them, so make sure you give them the boost they need. Without, they're nothing at all. Speaking of nothing, did you hear that they're going to remake "The Neverending Story?" Man that's going to suck, hands down. I'll still probably go see it. It's always hard to turn away from a train wreck. Listen, Call, Love...