Merry Early Christmas, Listeners!! This week, we're bringing you a holiday-ish episode from your nightmares: KRAMPUS. This episode get a little hairy, gets a little kinky, and it kinda goes there...wink, wink. We're celebrating the holidays properly and kicking it off with some Christmas lore and we hope you enjoy it! 

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This week's episode is a major shoutout to our Patron, Kyrie! Her suggestion for this week is the Dyatlov Pass Incident, and boy is it a wild ride. The girls have a hard time figuring out where someone's eyebrows went, but Bridgett just can't even. Dara mentions the movie Frozen and you'll never look at it the same way again. Oh well, take one from Elsa's playbook and "LET IT GO!". 

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TRIGGER WARNINGS: This episode contains mild descriptions of sexual assault, torture, suicide and death. Please listen at your own discretion.

This week's word of the week is: infuriating. Dara hears a cold case told by Bridgett about the unsolved disappearance and murder of Tara Calico. I'll warn you right now, the girls had a hard time getting through it and it's pretty depressing, but overall an interesting case to listen to and if you have any information, please contact the proper authorities and help bring justice to Tara Calico and her family.

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This week is the season one finale and it's all about the Hollow Earth theory! Whew, eight weeks flew by faster than we thought! This week's episode is a record of all the mini strokes Dara has, and the girls say the word "hole" a little too much. Maybe ya'll can start a drinking game while you listen? Let them know what your score is. The girls want to say thank you for joining them on their season one journey, and stay tuned! Bonus episodes will be made soon, but they're exclusive only to patrons. That being said - visit patreon.com/tgaatpodcast, email the girls ideas on episodes to record at [email protected]! Your ideas could also become a bonus episode! Visit Two Girls and a Theory on Facebook and on Twitter, too!

Stay tuned! The girls are hard at work for season 2!

It's all in the title. The girls go from Point A and end up somewhere ass backwards. This episode is your guide to spotting a reptilian and your cue to call your local congressman or woman to tax the rich. All in one episode! Talk about crazy beginnings and even crazier endings. As always, the girls are here to regurgitate information about theories you may or may not have heard about before, but are not here to condone them.

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Listeners, please excuse the audio quality of this week's episode. There was a lot going on and we apologize. If lose we around the 10 minute mark, we have only ourselves to blame. This week, the girls are discussing theories around the death of Princess Diana. Was it simply a car accident, or was there more to it than people think? The girls discuss the theories, but you decide what's right.

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There are some parts of this episode where you can almost visibly see Dara have a stroke and then an aneurysm in that order. It looks like Bridgett may have broken her, and Dara has joined the dark side: the conspiracy side. You'll have to listen to this whole episode to understand. But here's a little teaser, just like the title it's: aerial gymnastics, the Ministry of Aliens, toilets, TMNT (please don't sue the girls), and sewers. What the hell does any of that have to do with this episode?? Just listen to find out.

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You want to talk about a wild ride, just listen to this episode. Somehow, a redditor puts things into perspective for Dara and Bridgett fully believes we're in a simulation (kinda, not really). This week's episode goes where no one has gone before and there are 6 ways to exit off this ride. You have to listen to find out what they are and if you're lucky, you might get out of it alive (spoOoooOOOOokYYYYyyy). 

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This one is a doozy. Our girls go on the Tangent Olympics with this one! Dara talks about JFK assassination theories, and they wonder if the word "assassinator" is a real word (Bridgett looked it up and it is). Michelle Obama took away our bosco sticks and vending machine goodies in middle school and high school, but Dara ain't mad about it...Bridgett's kinda salty though. It's for a good cause though because Michelle was just looking out for us (thanks, Michelle I love you!). While they're at it, holistic medicine is something we should discuss also because the '60s weren't the 2020s. Have ya'll stopped listening to them yet? All in all, you learn something about JFK you didn't read about in school because they didn't want you learning about it.

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"Last week, you were passionate about Sinbad, this week I'm passionate about insurance fraud!" -Bridgett. 

I guess every week we're getting passionate about something new LOL. This week's episode focuses on theories surrounding the sinking of the RMS Titanic *cue spooky music*. Bridgett says something about sonar technology that did not exist in 1912, and somehow we fight to legalize marijuana. How did that happen? Too much wine. 

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