Two Girls, Zero Direction

Happy Halloween, Friends!

Grab your favorite Halloween treat, get comfy, and come hang with us for a little football, fall fun, and questionable life choices. It's all treats, no tricks... well, mostly.

It's fall ya'll! We're talking all things autumn, cozy season, and the latest happenings in our chaotic little lives. Between fall feels, unexpected plot twists, and a certain life update that might just change EVERYTHING 👀… there's a lot to unpack this week. Grab your pumpkin spice, settle into your favorite sweatshirt, and come hang out with us because the leaves aren't the only thing changing this season.

We’re back, baby! After what feels like approximately 47 years since our last episode, Lacey is here to tell us all about her Colorado trip, we’re talking about our favorite fall movie, Hocus Pocus (because it’s basically a seasonal requirement), and catching up on all the things that have happened since we last poddied. Did we miss you? Obviously. Do we have our lives together? Absolutely not.

How can we remember every single word to a football cheer from high school… but barely remember what we walked into a room for? 😂

This week, we’re questioning everything our brains chose to hold onto. Lacey runs a 10-mile race because apparently that sounded like a good idea, while Kailyn is doing what she does best: watching football. Every. Single. Day.

The motivation, the excitement of meeting someone you’ve followed forever, and whether Kailyn actually absorbed any of that wisdom or just blacked out from excitement.

AND because it was a truly blessed week… THE VIKINGS BEAT THE PACKERS. 💜💛 Say it louder for the people in Wisconsin.

Small-town weddings, bad decisions, busted feet, and Dolly (RIP)… honestly, what more could you ask for?

We sipped on a Hotdish Bloody Mary, wandered around Duluth, Kailyn bravely wore cowboy boots… for approximately 10 minutes and Alabama! Oh yeah, it's all unedited....be careful what you wish for!

We went bananas—literally. 🍌 We saw the Savannah Bananas, Kailyn got absolutely wrecked by an Amazon show, and we dive into the underrated greatness of vinegar. From banana baseball to emotional devastation to why vinegar might just be the MVP of your kitchen (or laundry room), this episode has a little bit of everything… as usual. 😂

From redneck adventures to book recommendations to the emotional whiplash of watching our kids grow up, this episode has the usual laughs, random detours, and questionable life observations you’ve come to expect from us. Plus, Minnow the pup continues to be absolutely perfect and we’re here for every bit of puppy chaos

Minnesota tried to hotbox us with wildfire smoke, while Lacey added a little fresh air to her life. Tune in and join the madness!