Two Goddamn Gentlemen

Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! 

This week, the guys retire last elections decrepits - Did either end on top or bottom? Then, two truly indeniable gentlemen in richman Jeffrey Epstein and all-time men of history Mount Rushmore shoo-in Christopher Columbus.

This meeting is in session.

Last week's results:

Joseph Kallinger- NOT a Gentleman (-9)

Dennis Rodman- TOTALLY a Gentleman (+6)

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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen.

This week, the guys retire two dead serial killers. Were they gentlemen? They also bring in two new gentlemen who, wouldn't you know it, one married theirself and one allegedly killed people.

This meeting is in session.

Last week's results:

Lenny Dykstra - NOT a gentleman -3

Shane Dawson - NOT a gentleman -8

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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! 

This week, the guys retire two corpses; well, a dead guy and a politician. Then, they nominate Lenny Dykstra - all-natural, cool-headed athlete, and Shane Dawson - a blackface-wearing hack.

This meeting is in session.

Last week's results:

Chris Benoit - NOT a gentleman (-8)

Jeffree Star - NOT a gentleman (-14)

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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! 

This week the guys try to flush that one real stingy shit that will not just go down - that is, they retire Tommy Tooter and John Bodkin Adams before nominating Canadian national treasure, Chris Benoit and American Heart Throb (like how heart cancer probably throbs), Jeffree Star!

This meeting is in session.

Last week's results:

Ivan the Terrible- NOT a gentleman! (-2)

Patrick Michael- TOTALLY a gentleman! (+23)

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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!

This week, the guys shake off the necrophilia and polyamory to bring you two more fantastic gentlemen while also retiring DarkSydePhil and Ultimate Gentleman, Mel Gibson. The nominees are Ivan the Terrible and Patrick Michael - who's just plain terrible.

This meeting is in session.

Last week's results:

Carl Tanzler - TOTALLY a gentleman! (+1)

Joseph Smith - NOT a gentleman (-10)

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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! 

This week, the guys retire two men in the business of killing people, break down a meme from King Cringe Lord Lucas Werner. Then, they nominate two men that need to work on their unhealthy love lives - Carl Tanzler and Joseph Smith Jr.

This meeting is in session.

Last week's results:

Qin Shi Huang- NOT a gentleman (-1)

Mike Tyson- TOTALLY a gentleman (+8)

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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! 

This week, the guys are coming off a spicy ladies show bonus recording and have a couple new gents: Qin Shi Huang - First Emperor of China and truly an insane tyrant, and Mike Tyson - Just truly insane. Watch your butthole around Iron Mike.

This meeting is in session.

Last week's results:

Gavin Newsom - NOT a Gentleman (-8)

Vermin Supreme - TOTALLY a gentleman (+18)

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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! 

This week the guys retire a King and a peasant - King Henry XIII and Maddox. Getting the political nominations this week are two men on opposite sides of the isle...of reality - Gavin Newsom and Vermin Supreme.

This meeting is in session.

Last week's results:

Titus Oates- A nothing person (0)

Mike Lindell- TOTALLY a gentleman (+11)

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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen! 

This week the guys retire failed MLB owner yet accomplished gentleman, Jeff Wilpon (+4) and litigious, nightmare-fuel-faced Russell Greer (-103). 

New nominees tonight include Titus Oates- a man whose lies condemned 15+ people to death and Mike Lindell- a man whose lies are nonsensical ravin....I mean, dangerous terrorist threats.

This meeting is in session.

Last week's results:

Jordan B. Peterson- TOTALLY a gentleman (+7)

Opie- NOT a gentleman (-16)

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Welcome back to Two Goddamn Gentlemen!

This week, the guys are back for "Season 2" to try to follow Episode 50. They found a guy more deaf to his audience than Jesus and a guy even smarter than Hitler - Gregg "Opie" Hughes and Jordan B. Peterson.

This meeting is in session.

Last week's results:

Jesus the Christ - TOTALLY a fucking gentleman. What did you expect?

Literally Hitler - NOT a gentleman. What SHOULDN'T you have expected?

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