Two Guys Watching Porn

In today's classic TGWP, from way back on 02/12/2013, Rob and Chris continue their on-air love fest with the beautiful and sexy Amanda Nicole, host of the sex charged podcast The Amanda Nicole Show, while trashing Valentine's day, the Vatican, North Korea, and imagine porn starring the world's most hated MILF, Casey Anthony.

Filthy talking Amanda Nicole (of The Amanda Nicole Show) gives Rob and Chris a pornographic shout-out in today's classic TGWP, titled Cornbread Hoes and Kool Aid Pu$$y. Glory holes, auto-fellatio, and stripper-wives are but a few of the hot topics on this particularly cerebral episode. Featuring the Murdered by ROBOTS song "Stripper Pole Park".

On our second season opener of TGWP, titled Cannibal Ventriloquists and Robot Rape, Chris and Rob poke fun at religious insanity, from the hate-filled religious tracts by Chick publications to creepy Christian children's programs like Joy Junction, whose resident ventriloquist (Ron of "Ron and Marty") was arrested for plotting to eat children.

Our first season comes to an end with "Hot Rocks and Flesh Eating Bacteria/Danger at Every Turn". Rob, ever the lazy newsman, forgoes any semblance of actual show prep or research by opting instead to dip once more into the syndicated column The News of the Weird. His findings, however, seem only to confirm what Chris already assumed, the fact that we're all of us, each and every one, DOOMED!!!

Queen Elisabeth II's Diamond Jubilee serves as the centerpiece for today's classic episode of TGWP. Rob and Chris choke down some burger meat and discuss a smorgasbord of topics including Asperger's Syndrome, US/Pakistan relations, and Rob's crackpot theory that Queen Elizabeth I was a man. Meanwhile, Chris mocks Rob's speech impediment and points out the inherent racism behind Black History Month falling in February.

Unbuckle your seatbelts and risk facing the wrath of the Lord with another classic TGWP. In today's uninspired episode, Chris and Rob forget to put their brains into order and let their minds randomly sail through shockingly shallow mental waters while watching the Sarah Palin inspired porno spoof "Who's Nailin' Paylin". Rob expresses great affection for the film's starlet, Lisa Ann, while Chris questions the wisdom behind Rob's apparent willingness to amputate his left hand for a chance to receive oral sex from porn star Kaylynn. All in all, it's just an average day for these two mental midgets.

Necrophilia = Free sex for people who dig! In today's classic grave-robbing episode of TGWP, Rob and Chris tackle Egypt's controversial proposed "Farewell Intercourse" law that would allow a married man to continue having sex with his wife for up to six hours after she dies. Also on the talk menu are honor killings, religious extremism, celebrities we might have sex with after they die, and Rob's solo project, a video blog titled "Rebel Without Applause". So put on your headphones and put your brain into order...

On today's classic episode of TGWP, Chris and Rob discuss inspirational women throughout history, while watching lesbian porn.

We continue to raid the TGWP vaults to bring you our second smut filled episode titled "Pandora's Mirror", named after one Chris's favorite adult movies from the Golden Age of Porn. Rob mines The News of the Weird for show material while Chris waxes poetically about tossing salad and other verboten topics.

We revisit our classic episodes starting with the very first Two Guys Watching Porn, titled "Ice Tea and Skittles", in which my cohost Rob and I attempt to intelligently discuss the Trayvon Martin controversy and fail miserably.