This week Jordan takes a trip down memory lane with his old pal, the Gorbster, as Iain brings us the Kecksburg UFO crash and it’s possible connection to a Nazi experiment that was meant to win the war, but instead, went horrifically wrong. 

And then Jordan fills us in on his favourite posts from the past year in his annual wrap up of X’s (Twitter’s) favourite page for anonymous confessions; FESSHOLE. 

So buckle up! It’s a wild one this week (no more than usual though so, don’t brace yourself too hard; don’t want you being disappointed.) 

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Hello and welcome to this week’s lesson where we have have HISTORY coming alive in front of your very eyes, which is kinda ironic considering Iain’s telling us about BANSHEES! The spectral-screamers of Irish folklore that forewarn of impending death! But there’s more to the story, so come and hear Iain and Jordan be shocked and delighted (as we’re sure you will be too!)

And then, Jordan brings us up to date with some interesting content brought to us via FACEBOOK! It is, of course, the ‘Overheard in Waitrose’ Facebook page! And let me tell ya, there are some bangers; some fantastic one-liners and a name that no one on this Earth deserves. Truly, truly wonder stuff. 

Oh and stay tuned for a bit of new (albeit daft) piece of music from us Guys AND the story of how Iain nearly ruined but managed to SAVE Mother’s Day.

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Welcome to this week’s episode of TGWU! Today Iain starts by putting us all in a bad mood, because he tells us about the machine that is recycling our souls; all for the use of our lovely human power. Like the matrix… but REAL! 

But don’t you worry, because Jordan is here to cheer us up again and give us some of the best translations of legit German words that describe many of the people we see on a daily basis - but the translation gives them a humorous twist whilst retaining all the meaning involved. So join us mirror-killers as we jump into another fanatic episode!

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Good morning, interested seekers of the truth! How ya doing? So today, we have ROSWELL! We all know about it; we’ve heard the story, so why are we talking about it? Because there’s loads of stuff! There’s extra stuff! There’s crazy stuff! There’s secret stuff and some stuff you definitely (may) not know! So hands at 10 & 2 and make sure you pilot your UFO more carefully than that EBE-1 did! As this week, we crash into the desert of TRUTH! 

And then Roswell that ends well because, after that crash, Jordan tells us about another eight hundred crashes that all involved ONE MAN! But not just any man. This is the luckiest unluckiest man in the entire world! So, how do you define luck? Being lucky for being able to survive such horrors? Or unlucky for being involved in them in the first place?

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Welcome, weary travellers, to this week’s episode! Check your bags at the door and keep your wits about ya! Because today we’re discussing one of the most horrible hotels around; from suicides to murders, and ghosts to summoned demons! Us Two Guys would like to introduce you to the CECIL HOTEL! 

Then from hotels to seaside trips, Jordan tells you the story of the BUM HEADED GOBLIN SNOGGING MONSTER OF SCARBOROUGH! This terrible creature lurks beneath the cliffs and only comes out to snog unwitting passers by! Is it real? No. We made it up. But it’s a jolly good story nonetheless.

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This week we get icy! As Iain takes us on a trip to the artic waters to discover the Ningen! A creepy creeper who likes to freak out research vessels. But just what is this thing? A cryptid; an undiscovered animal; or an alien, feeling us out from the worst possible vantage point? Listen in and let’s discuss. 

And then Jordan tells us some reportedly true tales from ordinary, every day people that seemed so strange to them, they just can’t explain it. From synchronicities to spirits who look out for you, we truly do cover a wide range of real, spooky happenings!

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If this week, while you’re listening to our humble podcast, you happen to pull your phone from your pocket, open your camera app, flick it to selfie mode, and snap a little picture of yourself… would you be shocked if you were to see a deceased loved one lurking behind you in that photo? Perhaps not! Perhaps you’re used to Iain’s subject for his weekly ramblings; SPIRIT PHOTOGRAPHY! Join us as we discuss the origins; the tricks; the mediums; and perhaps…the truth(?) behind it all!

But then, don’t you dare take a break because it’s a quick turnaround to Jordan, where he brings us five lovely little stories. Nothing too heavy, nothing too hard-hitting. You know, only FIVE UNSOLVED MURDER CASES! That’s right! It’s true crime time! He’s dipping a toe, he’s changing lanes, and he’s scaring the heebie-jeebies out of us all! So sit back and enjoy.

(Oh, by the way, Iain’s voice is bearable this week.)

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Waaaah! Welcome to the sick-cast! First and foremost, apologies for Iain’s broken voice, but if you can put that aside, then you’re in for a treat as we bring you Ep1 vibes accompanied by the most crustacean/door to door sales person-themed alien abduction you’ve ever heard!

And then Jordan is back at it again! And it is time to test your knowledge; can you tell which of Jordan’s words are either a train or a bird? And second to that, can you beat (/win) Iain?! How did he do this time? So many questions to answer on this week’s episode of TGWU!

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Hiya! Ooh, brr, it’s cold, innit? How about two guys in your bedroom to help warm you up!? … Wait, that didn’t sound right. Let me clarify:

This week, Iain tells us the story of two girls who passed — but was their story over? Or were they reunited with their parents in another incarnation? Is reincarnation real!? Iain gives the facts; you make the decision.

Meanwhile, Jordan, spurred by essentially moving into his dog’s registered vet surgery, has written down some of the strangest encounters vets have had with the ones who accompany the cute, furry creatures that follow them through their clinic doors; the owners.

So, from reincarnated twins to vampiric pet owners, this week the Guys have it all pretty much covered, sure to shelter you from the winter’s cold.

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Welcome to another Monday! It’s the beginning of the work week; but fret not! The Guys have the goods to get you through the tough times. 

Iain kicks things off in true Iain style - with a half-baked sense of a good idea - and regails us all of a little-known spooker, the Hammersmith Ghost! There’s just a few questions, some more pressing than others, but we just wanna know, was the ghost really a ghost? 

Jordan then does what he does best and tries to make Iain look stupid by testing his smarts, but this time it ain’t some general knowledge, it’s all about what he knows best! Or does he…? Dont forget to play along at home as Jordan gives us 10 conspiracy theories, some existing and some that are simply fabricated, and the aim of the game to correctly weed out the fact from the fiction! So the question is, did he make Iain look a fool by proving he actually knows nothing more than that which he researches and reads from a scrip every week? Or does he really know his craft and smashes it out of the park with a big old 10 out of 10?! But more to the point, how many do you know and can you beat our resident tinfoil hat wearer?

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