This week in the Bush! A higher than normal number of technical difficulties, missed deliveries, how specific is too specific when it comes to calling in sick, the morals of making conversation at the gas pump, anxiety attacks, being a Positive Pete, professional dick pic shoots, seasonal depression - of course death is depressing, getting rid of daylight savings time, impeachment, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Resumes, workplace leadership, animated shows, tips for pooping in a public restroom, Snickers, the cardiovascular system, having a new penis surgically installed, the philosophy of masturbating, where to draw the line, sleepover rules, missed opportunities, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Shoplifting, taking away peoples’ guns, the car industry, collecting fetal remains, the costs of a hazmat crew, humanized mice, the art of the sandwich, perogies, Warm Pouch, Bedouin, fires are bad, mutant calves, Lyme disease, abortion, domestic violence prevention measures, mammograms, Chad, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Steroids, we watch Gilbert Gottfried read 50 Shades of Grey, before the air-crap hit the fan, getting drunk on a plane, keyboard-crumb-catcher-grease-pools, our courageous decision to dismiss the editing, social anxiety, theater-mate review service, Stephen King, ocean woes, human instinct, which of us is most intellectual, and not much more!

This week in the Bush! Prison changes people, animal fears, kamikaze rats, eunuchs, disruptive vehicles, Meryl Streep, She-Devil, being the ugly friend, tropical storms, lawyers, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Empowering strippers, Old Spice, tactics for dating out of your league, “you ugly!!!,” the power of the makeover, Kelsey indiscreetly removes a story about the State Fair, just farmin’ around and all that kinda shit, country music, the breakfast buffet quiz, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Kelsey is the worst kind of person, marshmallow philosophy, water parks, roboguards, exciting business endeavors, the psychology of sending nudes, Skyfall, lottery winnings, Speedos, first day of school anxieties, the onslaught of leggings, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! Aquariums, being rude to people in the service industry, motorbrowing eyeboats, patsies, garlic festivals, “you gotta be wearin’ runnin’ shoes if you’re goin’ out in public,” smoke alarm interruptions, and “I’m an all-American type of dude: I like normal eyebrows, and big tits.”

This week in the LIVE Bush! JEL, curly fries, tail lights, astronaut ice cream, childhood dreams, space sexuality, guns, movie reviews, hippies, Quentin Tarantino, meth head acting, and so much more!

This week in the Bush! FaceApp, celebrity men’s hair, BADD (Birds Against Drunk Driving), claiming anonymous donations, parenthood, birthday cakes, frozen desserts, disturbing violence, power outages, solid scares, living on the edge, sleeping positions, and so much more!