Two Kids No Kids

This week we are really stepping out of our comfort zone and welcome someone who is not afraid to call out difficult topics and conversations. She is incredibly insightful, eloquent and a woman of the modern world and we love her for it. The queer is here and she is turning it up.

*Please be aware topics in this episode contain information relating to sexual assault and other things people may find triggering or offensive*

Part 2 with Anna Calvert. This time we are talking a lot of B's as the title suggests but it's not all as it seems. It's probably even worse!! We are digging up some memories we would rather forget and exposing our digestive issues. Everyone's shit themselves, RIGHT?!

A guest who SLAPS... No she literally SLAPS!! On this episode we have a guest we were desperate for in Season 1. She's fun, she's filthy and she's spilling the sauce and everything in between. Friends for over 10 and nearly 20 years respectively, she's not holding back on either of us. She came, she conquered, she basically took over. You don't want to miss this!

Just like Robbie coming back to Take That, Zayn coming back to One Direction and if Rose had only let Jack on the board.. We are back!!! But don't fear, we never actually split up or died like all of the above.

We're talking the last nearly 3 years, from 28 to nearly 31! We're in a whole new era and we hope you are still entertained!

After nearly a 3 year hiatus we are back in business- or are we? Tune into Episode 1 dropping Friday 17th March 2023!

The curtain is calling and we are wrapping up series 1 with a BANG. Dont worry we plan on coming back, bigger, badder and better so try not to miss us too much. We wanted to keep you going though so embrace this episode with an open mind.. there's a lot to take in! Were reflecting on our time recording the last 15 weeks, what we've learned (if anything) and divulging our last stories that include a chair breaking in public, sex in the woods with an uninvited guest, possible piercings in private places and a hell of a lot more. Chloe ends with a final goodbye and gives everyone a helping hand on how to give the best blowjob a man can get. You don't want to miss this last episode. As always like, LAUGH like you haven't laughed at us before and SHARE. See you on the other side kids!

Its the penultimate episode and we are definately going out with a bang. Our new style Dear Deidre colum is back and this week we talk not finishing the job, wonky dicks and ghosting being the new normal. We finally get back on track with our A-Z of sexuality and talk everything from Kink to The moment passing, queefing and what we think of having a reputation. Its loud with a lot of LOLs this week so turn up and tune in cos you'll miss us when we're gone. Share the love with everyone and anyone and remember to keep up with us, get involved with us and just see more of us follow us on @twokidsnokids on insta!

Could this week be someones last first date? One of us has been dating like its going out of fashion, but did it pay off? We take on the roles of being a modern day dear deidre, giving our advice on situations including genital warts, incest and long distance. Can long distance really go the distance? And do we all give up on something because it doesn't start off on the perfect footing? We are getting into all the feels this week but remembering of course to make you guys laugh and remind you, you are certainly never alone! With season 1 coming to a close over the next couple of episodes please remember to laugh, listen and SHARE. Find us on @twokidsnokids on instagram for all the latest updates.

In this weeks episode we enter into part 1 of the alphabet. Its the A-Z of sexuality and like nothing you've heard before. We go through A-H including topics such as Anal, the Clitoris, Experimentation, Heartbreaks and much more. What is the obsession with our arseholes? When will the clitoris ever be treated with the respect and care it deserves, and how heartbreak has defined and changed us. Get ready to laugh and cry but only with laughter! Listen and SHARE! As always find us on twokidsnokids on instagram to get involved and see what we get up to!