This week we are diving in to what gets us turned on, how important it is for men to go down and most important of all what gets us turned off to the point of no return- GETTING THE ICK. We're talking golden tits to sore ones, how to get a good performance out of us and loads more. Are girly hands really a thing? And although balding can't be helped are you cockblocking yourself by refusing to just shave it off? Listen to find out and as always SHARE SHARE SHARE. Listen, love and laugh and don't forget to find us on twokidsnokids on instagram!

We hope you're ready for this one because Episode 10 features our very first guest who is none other than our very own TWO KIDS aka Chloe's mother! She's spilling her secrets on what good Catholic Irish girls really got up to, what sex and love looks like after 37 years of marriage and answers the age old question of "should the bush come back". Strap in for this one because it is a ride. Educational to say the least and an insight into how the older generation roll. Listen, love and SHARE as always and you can find us on @twokidsnokids on insta. We will see you there!

BONUS EPISODE!! Part 2 of Episode 9 is a continuation of what our guys really think, as well as same sex experiences that involve truth or dares over stepping the mark and sandwiches crisps and clunge. More hilarious stories including car crashes, blozzas under the covers and the self declared golden nugget. Listen, love and SHARE. Laugh with us, or laugh at us, so long as you're laughing we do not care!

Episode 9 is so bloody big we had to record it in TWO parts. Listen to part 1 for parents overhearing things they shouldn't, what pregnancy really does to you and your dignity. The bad, the grim and the downright dutty. Following our polls we also talk about things through the eyes of our guys! What men think, what men like and what men really care about! Listen and SHARE, but most importantly LAUGH as always.

We are literally hitting the ball out the park with this weeks episode. If you thought we've had drama before you havent seen nothing yet. One of us is well and truly in the dog house, but is it justified? And the other is cruising down the freeway running bitches over, but will it bite her in the ass? We also give advice on some of YOUR situations and laugh at the worst lie you've ever told to get out of a date. Tune in, laugh, love and SHARE as always. And follow us on twokidsnokids over at instagram to get involved.

This week we're updating you on the viking, what Franky's been up to and how to handle a breakup. Find out if we've ever got under someone new to get over someone and whether or not it's worth it. More stories come up about harrassment and stalking but is it Chloe or Franky this week? Finally we also discuss that tricky transition from dating to being exclusive. When is the right time and how do you bring it up? Listen, love and SHARE as always, as well as finding us on Instagram under "twokidsnokids".

This week there's a new man on the horizon as well as an old one returning. We talk masturbation and how us girls really get down to get up, as well as mental health and polls as voted by the kids club. Do you like a finger up the bum? Or do you prefer Irish accents over French? It's all revealed so listen, love and as always SHARE!

After 4 episodes of bad mouthing quite a lot about the men we secretly love, we thought it was about time to call upon THE FUCK GIRLS. Also included in this weeks episode is disucssing other people's stories including malteasers, crying during sex, bondage gone wrong and when your left hanging after a quick escape. Listen and SHARE, you and ya friends could learn something new.

Episode 4 is about to go OFF much like Tinder did in 2015. We've got dating covered in this episode and I'm sure you can all relate. From swiping left to right, to unauthorised DICK PICKS, nudes and when should you first get hot and heavy. We're here to remind you less is more, just chill the fuck out and get involved! Live your single life!

Episode 3 is all about lessons learnt and lessons we're still learning in the realm of dating and relationships and of course sex. We ask questions on things were still looking for the answers for as well as answering questions on lessons we are well and truly versed in. Between the 2 of us we have a wealth of experience that we hope will help you stop making the mistakes we've made much sooner than we stopped making them. Enjoy!