We see who out of the three of us can deal with delusion in the long run.

Hey guys, "You up?" Just like that pesky ex you thought you were rid of, we're crawling back into your lives "just to talk, or whatever." Come for the cronch, stay for some leftover takeout and takeaways of enjoying Gay Pride, millennial workflow, and the proper way to ghost.

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Lay your heads down for some actual pillow talk with the girls. This week Zack is out for Philadelphia Pride and Dani is joined by her friend, Theresa. Accompany them as they do a Flashback Friday to reminisce about meeting during dorm life. They tell you why the healthy option isn’t always viable (“the cheese-pull”), the best reason to do something (spite), and the difference between New York and The Idea of New York (Life isn’t like an episode of Gossip Girl). Dani continues her guest segment of “Worst Date” and Theresa questions Dani’s choice of celebrity crush. Would you smash or give him a parting “Mom Hug”?

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‘Ello loves. This week we jump right into some listener input and make our way through a Buzzfeed quiz to gauge our moral alignments where we find what fashion trend grinds our gears, why Zack is the Raven Queen, and what being a “proclaimer” means in certain circles of friends means. Catch up on our weeks where Zack had the energy to consistently socialize with people in real life, Dani pulls a Fifth Harmony and Works from Home, and how our cleanses went.

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This week’s theme is continuity. We follow through with updates on how the wedding Zack was preparing for went, what post-concussion Dani did in Canada, new MADA topics, and listener input for “Turnoffs” from Sanjita’s episode. Learn how Zack is preparing for the wedding of his own, what “compliment” Dani gives that makes him want to stop recording, some FMK’s which bring about controversy and new couples Halloween ideas. This episode is dedicated to Vickie, Dani's mom, whose house is immaculate and not at all the messy disaster she perceives it to be.

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Welcome to the first episode where our congestion has started to dissipate. We discuss how the backbone of any apocalypse is being prepared, the casual topic of if we believe in a higher being or not, and finding the similarities between retail and Buddhism. We wrap with some games of ‘FMK’ and ‘Would You Rather?’

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Everyone has a story to tell, but this week we talk about the narratives we wish we were excluded from, à la Taylor Swift. We contemplate our personality alignment via Spice Girl, drink some hater-ade, and play a March Madness bracket to see who the Internet’s Boyfriend should be.

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