Two Men and Rofty

Two Men and Rofty

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Two Men and Rofty episodes

  • No plan today - Also there's a train...

    Our second return after not releasing an episode for three months! 

    Today's episode, we are in a car at a train station, hence all of the trains you will hear, and we did not set a plan of topics to talk about either so we are really winging it, but we worked with our oddly combined personalities and inevitably ended with a great hour of discussion and Rofty's decreased self-esteem.

    TIMESTAMPS: 

    00:00:00 - 00:03:04 : Introduction 

    00:03:04 - I don't know : Blah blah blah

    00:34:34 : Random Thought of the Week

    1 hr 3 min
  • The Return! Online Podcasting sucks!

    Finally! We decided to continue this hobby of ours and ended up creating a monstrosity. In this episode, you will hear us talk about the main thing going on in the world: Budweiser Virus, as well as some other stuff including how much we dislike online podcasting.

    00:00:00 - 00:15:30 : An intro and update on our lives, the virus... yeah

    00:15:30 - 00:19:02 : Ridley and Rofty talking about a delirious conversation at 1 a.m. and also Amazon Alexa being boring

    00:19:02 - 00:38:35 : More Virus talk, America being stupid and rallying, also death

    00:38:40 - 00:42:00 : Random Fact of the Week / Kim Jong Un and stuff

    00:42:00 - I don't know

    1 hr 5 min
  • A Fairly Normal Episode... Not Much Else to Say

    Not much going on. We just have some in depth conversations about sports, death, the Queen and some other random stuff.

    TIMESTAMPS : 

    00:00:00 - 00:02:20 : INTRO

    00:02:20 - 00:12:10 : The Best and Worst Sports

    00:12:10 - 00:21:33 : Do Human Beings Deserve Extinction????

    00:21:33 - 00:32:51 : Random Fact of the Week

    00:32:51 - 00:41:58 : Rules or No Rules in Society?

    00:41:58 - 00:42:28 : OUTRO

    43 min
  • Rofty Gets Bullied in his Own Episode

    Sadly, the audio quality has been downgraded for this episode and next week's one, due to a lack of a microphone. I assure you all that we will upgrade our unintentionally minimalistic setup to cater to your ears.

    TIMESTAMPS 

    00:00:00 - 00:06:44 : Introduction and exam results

    00:06:44 - 00:20:47 : TV shows, the good ones, the bad ones... and how Ridley has no knowledge of any

    00:20:47 - 00:25:27 : American Gun Control, issues with the lack of control basically

    00:25:27 - 00:26:59 : Rofty gets bullied to the point where he literally leaves the room... but comes back

    00:26:59 - 00:36:20 : Random facts of the week! This week we have some good ones, can't lie

    00:36:20 - 00:43:44 : Australian fires, climate change, where we'll be after the world dies.

    00:43:44 - 00:44:13 : Outro

    45 min
  • A Messy One Due to Marathon Running...

    This one has no structure at all, mainly due to the fact that Rofty and Monty had completed a 7 mile run about twenty minutes beforehand...

    Also, Happy Late New Years !

    00:00:00 - 00:01:05 : Introduction and highlighting Rofty's and Monty's situation

    00:01:05 - 00:05:30 : Our Mock Exam predictions

    00:05:30 - 00:21:35 : TINDER RESULTS

    00:21:35 - 00:24:30 : Random Fact of the Week...

    00:24:30 - 00:28:30 : I really don't know... the run, chubby bunny, some other things

    00:28:30 - 00:33:39 : Uhhhh more random stuff. The Film shoot that me and Rofty helped with, James the famous pornstar...

    00:33:39 - 00:40:50 : Our New Years Eve experiences, parties, relationships, the casual stuff.

    00:40:50 - 00:41:50 : Outro

    42 min
  • Somehow we managed to talk about love for half an hour...

    This episode is structured strangely as we nerd about video games for a bit, mention holiday plans, have a fun fact of the week and then finish the episode off with a long discussion on love...

    00:00:00 - 00:08:00 : INTRO, and a 'nerd out' on the best console video games

    00:08:00 - 00:13:38 : Our ideal holiday destinations (Iceland, America, New Zealand...)

    00:13:38 - 00:15:37 : Random Fact of the Week

    00:15:37 - 00:17:25 : I actually don't know... ice cream and Christmas shopping

    00:17:25 - 00:39:40 : Love. Our experience (or lack of). Tinder profiles

    00:39:40 - 00:44:30 : Wrapping it up with some school talk, future plans, New Years resolutions, and stuff

    00:44:30 - 00:45:00 : Outro

    45 min
  • Today, We Get a Bit Too Controversial...

    In this episode, we discuss weed legalisation, crisp flavours, American slang and big companies being fairly rude. 

    Also don't forget about the random fact of the week !

    TIMESTAMPS : 

    00:00:00 - 00:04:25 : Introduction to the episode, also our bank accounts get exposed

    00:04:25 - 00:12:20 : Weed Legalisation?

    00:12:20 - 00:17:40 : Crisp flavours, brands and which one is the best?

    00:17:40 - 00:26:20 : American Slang... and Rofty and Monty go hard at the Americans controversially....

    00:26:20 - 00:33:18 : Random Fact of the Week! Also, more controversy involving women's football

    00:33:18 - 00:40:40 : Last topic, but nothing specific really... we didn't know what to say really

    42 min
  • Monty has a big caffeinated rant, Rofty has early-stage dementia and Ridley hates school

    In our second installation of the Two Men and Rofty Podcast, you will have to endure a ten minute rant from Monty about the failure of our country's general election, a light-hearted conversation about our film choices... and much more.

    Also, make sure to listen to our 'Your Mum' jokes as they are intellectually superior. 


    TIMESTAMPS :

    00:00:00 - 00:01:00 : INTRO

    00:01:00 - 00:13:20 : Our feelings towards the general election results and Monty's lengthy rant

    00:13:20 - 00:18:25 : Movies! And Rofty's unhealthy obsession with Conor McGregor

    00:18:25 - 00:24:48 : Fun Facts of the Week! MULTIPLE

    00:24:48 - 00:33:08 : Why School is Bad for your Mental Health... Also relationships are fun

    00:33:08 - 00:36:48 : OUTRO / As well as additional information for the Podcast's future...

    37 min
  • The Stylish Entrance of the Two Men... and Rofty

    Our pilot episode. Expect questionable microphone quality and jumpy topics, but just know that it'll only get better from here. 

    This is an introduction to a weekly podcast made by Ridley, Monty and Rofty. We'll be discussing serious topics, funny topics, and generally just roasting Rofty specifically (don't worry, he can take it).

    In this episode, stick around for our music choices, political views, goat feet, Italian food, the Fact of the Week and a reminder of how depressing England is, enjoy.


    TIMESTAMPS : 

    00:00:00 - 00:00:59 : Introduction

    00:00:59 - 00:08:10 : 80's Music V.S. Today's Music?

    00:08:10 - 00:20:00 : Politics, Our opinions, and Our Campaigns

    00:20:00 - 00:24:36 : Mexican Food V.S. Italian Food? Also some stuff about Rofty's posterior

    00:24:36 - 00:27:56 : Fun Fact of the Week! Also Rofty fixes his wardrobe malfunction with a sock

    00:27:56 - 00:40:08 : Why England is the worst place ever. Also more Politics

    00:40:08 - 00:40:41 : Outro and stuff

    41 min

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Three students at Sixth Form sharing our conversations about nearly anything