Ayyyy paisanos. Jordan and Drew are happy to announce a new Patreon exclusive Two Minutes to Late Night podcast called Festival Shmestival where we have our guests design their own music festival, but the catch is the first 10 picks have to be from their recently played (which could be anything from accidental plays to whatever their kids were listening to). We'll be releasing more episodes soon on Patreon with our musician friends as guests, but for now, we figured we'd give you all episode one for free! Check it out and join our Patreon for more. www.honorableswords.com

This is the fixed version with the proper ending. If you were wondering how the monologue about horses ended, skip to around 1:14

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! The gang has in an improvised debate for the first time in over a year. Jeremy and Lucie vs. Jordan and Katie with his honorable Judge Drew in sunglasses picking the shitty topics. You love to see it!

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Jordan and Drew talk about Beast Wars. Why not? We look into what it meant to own DVDs, why the new Watchmen TV show is better than the new Star War TV show, and a lot of medium quality impressions. Pete Holmes sucks.

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This is the fixed version! Sorry if you listened to it the first time when it cut off after 48 minutes.

Grandma, no! We're finally talking about the rap clowns with three-time former roommate and wet Nathan Lane impersonator, Sam Nulman. Grab a Faygo and sit down.

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This week Katie, Jordan, and Cat watched "Rock Star" with Mark Wahlber and now we think Zakk Wylde should play the Joker

2ND TIMES A CHARM! The last time we talked about Tool on this podcast there was an uproar over Drew and Jeremy comments. it was 100% the most controversial episode of this podcast.

Today, since it's the official release of Tool's first album in a Bar Mitvah's age, Jordan and Lucie wanted to try to discuss them from a completely unbiased perspective. Jordan has never heard Tool before today and Lucie has never had a dog in this fight. In this episode they discuss "Fear Inoculum" as well as 1996's "Aenema." Enjoy, you friggin soup babies.

A post-Vegas cool down where we talk about smooth lounge covers with our favorite Instagram celebrity, @insaneclampasta (aka extremely talented illustrator and comedian, Corey Largent). Sorry about the audio quality, Drew's cat knocked over his mic and broke it :(

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THE DIRTY BLACK SUMMER IS OVER! Our cherub co-host Lucie Steiner returns to give her thoughts on cat litter demon prince and damn is this one is goofy. Also, this is technically our 50th episode. Mazel!

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Oops! All boys. Comedian and former roommate Sam Nulman (writer for Trixie Mattel and one half of the sketch group Pizza Time) joins us as we look at Danzig from an outsider perspective, but mostly just talk about being bullies.

Watch Pizza Time videos here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUw1QFeFeNxqYOjp3A2ozJQ

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Dirty Black Summer ain't over yet. We've got another Danzig lifer, author Chris Krovatin (Kerrang! also he wrote some books!)here to talk about how this was his first Danzig album. Still sucks, though.

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