This week, we finish Siege and Storm by Leigh Bardugo! These last few chapters are ACTION-PACKED! Nikolai is the Best Boy, Vasily falls to pieces, Tolya and Tamar flex their faith, and Alina is, yet again, the unwilling hero. Is that Thunderstruck we hear playing in the distance? Uh oh, the Darkling is on his way.

Jordy hates Mal, Em loves Nikolai, and we both love the drama.

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Welcome back to another week of the incredible Leigh Bardugo’s Siege and Storm! This week Em and Jordy return to Os Alta with Alina as she struggles to fill the Darkling’s large creepy boots as leader of the Second Army in chapters 12 through 20. This episode, Jordan is president of the Mal Haters Fan Club, Em serves us Believe Women realness, and we both fawn over Nikolai. Speaking of our Prince of Many Faces, he has a birthday coming up! We wonder what he will wish for. . .

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We are back on schedule this week with chapters 11 through 16 of Leigh Bardugo’s Siege and Storm! In this episode, Em and Jordy start a little hangry and end a little tipsy, Alina does some impromptu redecorating of the Little Palace, Mal continues to be butthurt, Baghra doesn’t see the light, Zoya is gorgeous and mean as always, and Nikolai can’t sit still. What else is new?

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Thank you all for your patience with us! This week, Em and Jordy reel in chapters 6 through 10 of the effervescent Leigh Bardugo’s Siege and Storm! We also record over Zoom for the first time this week, so give us some grace for any odd audios!

In this installment, Alina struggles with her own ambition and has a tough conversation with Tamar, Mal is butthurt but guns make it better, the Darkling learns a new trick, and Sturmhond shows us his true face.

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This week, Em and Jordy get their sea legs ready for the second installment in Alina’s trilogy and our third foray into the Grishaverse, Leigh Bardugo’s Siege and Storm! As always, we will be tackling Siege five chapters at a time starting with this episode. In case you forgot (like we did), last we left Alina and Mal they were on the lam from Ravka, unsure of their future and uncaring, allegedly, about what happens to Ravka in their absence. Looking at the length of this episode, we can all assume that doesn’t happen. Swashes are buckled, ships are boarded, and swords are swung. What could be coming next?

Trigger-warning for mentions of sexual assault from 01:11:00 to 01:13:00

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Can you believe that we have already finished Leigh Bardugo’s Six of Crows? We sure can’t!

Join us for our second Drunk & Disorderly Debrief, where we indulge in an adult libation, summarize the book we just finished, talk through the ups, downs and all arounds, and preview what’s coming up next!

Twigger warning for discussion of nonconsensual sex work and human trafficking from 00:47:52 to 00:52:32.

This week, we’re drinking the Perfect Moscow Mule. If you are 21 or older and want to drink along, here is the recipe!

1 shot Absolut Citron

1 shot Pineapple Bicardi/Rum

½ shot of Lime Juice

Fill container of your choice (traditionally a copper mug) with the spirits and top with your choice of Ginger Beer, Ginger Ale, or Sprite

Enjoy!

Don’t forget to join us next week as we return to Alina’s story in Leigh Bardugo’s Siege and Storm.

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We hope you had a great holiday season, and that one of your New Year Resolutions is to listen to more Two Mourners! We are happy to help you out with that with a brand new episode this week! Today, we cover chapters 41-46 of Six of Crows by the immeasurable Leigh Bardugo, finishing this installment of the Grishaverse!

Trigger warning for the entire episode: a character deals with addiction and withdrawal.

ALSO - friends and gentle people, we have a launch date for Season 2 of Shadow and Bone - get ready to freak out with us on March 16th!

We’re going to get our money, and we’re going to get our girl.

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Em and Jordy are in a silly goofy mood - are you shocked? - as they cover chapters 36-40 of Leigh Bardugo’s Six of Crows. We open with possibly one of Jordy’s favorite quotes of all time, but we quickly change topic to accents. You’ll want to listen to this one, not just because we are hurtling towards the climax of Crows at the speed of 1 million character development moments per page, but also because Em and Jordy talk about family recipes. And right around the holidays, too!

Meanwhile, our Crows find out the shocking truth - the Shu scientist they risked it all for is long dead, but his teenage son has been forced to carry out his work. This, understandably, causes issues. Read on with us to see how they are resolved!

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Pour your coffee and open your books because Em and Jordy are back this week with chapters 31-35 of Leigh Bardugo’s Six of Crows!

Matthias is shocked by Fjerdan hypocrisy, Nina puts on an Emmy-worthy performance, Jesper and Wylan flirt, and Inej stands up to Tante Heleen. The Elderclock climbs closer and closer to eleven o’clock, Black Protocol has engaged, and our Crows are scattered across the Ice Court. Meanwhile, Kaz is nowhere to be found this episode. What will happen next? Keep reading with us to find out!

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This week, Em and Jordy tackle chapters 26-30 of Leigh Bardugo’s Six of Crows!

We hit the ground running (and we don’t stop running) with Kaz gasp deviating from his OWN plan?! The Crows recover, but no one is happy about it. Six hormone-fueled, viciously talented teenagers in 3 sets of 2 - will a heist with an unimaginable score as the prize be enough for these kids to realize that the real score is the friends we make along the way? Read along with us to find out!

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