Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone

"Her fasicantion with the dead was frowned upon. That is, until they needed an army to hold back the Phyrexian tide." - Stonebrow

This week we made ourselves a selesnya centaur who loves herself some zombies. We also talk about cum...ALOT. Sorry.

This week's mechanic is:

Toxic: Toxic N (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get N poison counter(s).)

Barty was always a strange one. Never had any friends. Never socializing. Honestly, he only liked being with himself. - Martha Blackwood.

We're back!! And this week we made a bant vampire who loves to party, but only invites himself.

This week's mechanic is:

Surveil N (Look at the top N cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.) Surveil 1 (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Crak'Vak smiled as he raised his arms. He had all the energy he needed to win. We made a ramping orzhov spellslinger. This week's mechanic is: Magecraft: Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, ...

This is a lost episode! It's a surprise even to me! ENJOY!...I don't know why I'm shouting!

"They never saw me coming..." We made a rad esper spider ninja who shows up when your opponent least expects(or wants). This week's mechanic is: Prowess: Creatures with prowess get +1/+1 until end of turn whenever a noncreature spell is cast by their controller

"This troll's a menace! Everything just falls into place for her. Just keep her away from her minions, and we'll be fine!" -Simic Geneticist We made a golgari troll, ya'll. And she likes he friends to be joined at the hip. This week's mechanic: Soulbound: (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters the battlefield. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.)

"So my minion has finally found it's way outside. No matter, they'll be back. Besides, the fresh air will do them some good."

We're back! After almost 2 months away, we're coming in hot with a new third-ish host, and an Esper aetherborn horror who is just phasing in and out of combat. Also don't worry, TJ will be back with us next week.

This week's mechanic is:

Phasing: (This phases in or out before you untap during each of your untap steps. While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist.)

Phase out (While it’s phased out, it’s treated as though it doesn’t exist. It phases in before its controller untaps during their next untap step.)

"Havir is relentless. When he shows, and he always does, running is the only option." We made a big ol bird giant who shows up swinging. This week's mechanic is: Bloodthirst N (If an opponent was dealt damage this turn, this permanent enters the battlefield with N +1/+1 counters on it.)

"The Myr by nature are servants. They follow no matter the order. But Uvi is different. I have plans for Uvi" - Tezzeret It's episode 100!!...and we forgot until the very end of the podcast. But we did make a really fun four color myr who has all sorts of fun abilities. This week's mechanic: Fading: (This creature enters the battlefield with N fade counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a fade counter from it. If you can't, sacrifice it.)

"We no fight. The forest is alive, and killed many." -goblin underling We once again made a land creature. This time it's for your hot turbo fog deck I know you've been thinking about making. This week's mechanic is: Absorb: Absorb N (If a source would deal damage to this creature, prevent N of that damage.)