Two Nerd Tables and a Microphone

"Every is gone, sir...What do you mean gone? Sir...it destroyed everything." We made a real mean 4 color ooze that just doing pod things and creature things and pod things. This week's mechanic is: Reinforce: [cost] ([Cost], Discard this card: Put N +1/+1 counters on target creature.)

"The eldrazi are never truly gone. They escaped the void once, sending them back means nothing." We made an eldrazi processor playing with 1/1 counters. This week's mechanic is: Devour: (As this enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This creature enters the battlefield with N times that many +1/+1 counters on it.)

"She came from the sea, and walked with grace. We felt safe in her presence. Our enemies...they might say different." We made a simic merfolk(weird) who's bouncing enchantments. This week's mechanic: Aura Swap: ([Cost]: Exchange this Aura with an Aura card in your hand.)

" We saw it off in the distance. An island with calm water to rest our ships for the night. But as we neared, it seemed to dodge the fleet. Forcing us back into the open ocean. In hindsight, I'm thankful that's all it did." We made a turtle island who makes friends, lets you recast sorceries, AND is a mana rock. He's out here. Just...vibing. This week's mechanic is: Flashback: (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

"He's just so violent," she complained. Edgar chuckled. "My dear, he's just bitter he can't see himself anymore. He'll find away to cope, I'm sure." We made a vampire artificer that LOVES to look at himself. This week's mechanic is: Squad: (As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may pay [cost] any number of times. When this creature enters the battlefield, create that many tokens that are copies of it)

"You can't trust ANYONE here. You never know who is real." -Gruul berserker We're using the last of the New Capenna mechanics this week with our fun burn changeling. This week's mechanic is: Alliance: Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control...

"Be careful what you wish for. Because someone is always there to take it." -Su'Leu We made an esper fairy that looooooves treasures. This week's mechanic: Ascend: (If you control ten or more permanents, you get the city's blessing for the rest of the game.)

"They laughed aloud, at the silly donkey clowns. Then OozeKnuckle showed, and burned down the town." We made a noggle wizard who's not afraid to hurt himself to win. This week's mechanic is: Amass: amass N "If you don't control an Army creature, create a 0/0 black Zombie Army creature token. Choose an Army creature you control. Put N +1/+1 counters on that creature."

"The shores were safe. Year upon year we were safe. She left, but always came back when most needed. But one day, she came back different." We made a merfolk wizard ready to curse and loot and sacrifice and probably party. This week's mechanic: Offering: (You may cast this card any time you could cast an instant by sacrificing a [Subtype] and paying the difference in mana costs between this and the sacrificed [Subtype]. Mana cost includes color.)

"Wood creaked as metal and brick hard chitin scraped against one another twisting into an unrecognizable mass. The beast had found it's host, and finally taken shape." We made a witchmaw, eldrazi, boat that makes your friends mill. This week's mechanic: Ingest: (Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, that player exiles the top card of their library)