Two Ninjas and a Book

Who said bedtime was hard? Dad’s got bedtime sorted!

Lenny and the twins have a bath without water spilling over, brush their teeth without toothpaste spraying onto the mirror, and go to sleep straight after their story. Perfect!

Dad can finally settle down to his dinner. But then -

My pyjamas don’t match!

I’m too cold! I’m too hot!

The window is making funny noises!

I’m not tired!

From one of Australia’s best-loved comedians and children’s entertainers Jimmy Rees comes a story about the bedtime excuses that families everywhere will know all too well.

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Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!
If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at [email protected].
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You might think a book with no pictures seems boring and serious. Except . . . here’s how books work. Everything written on the page has to be said by the person reading it aloud. Even if the words say . . .

BLORK. Or BLUURF.

Even if the words are a preposterous song about eating ants for breakfast, or just a list of astonishingly goofy sounds like BLAGGITY BLAGGITY and GLIBBITY GLOBBITY.

Cleverly irreverent and irresistibly silly, The Book with No Pictures is one that kids will beg to hear again and again. (And parents will be happy to oblige.)

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

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Howl with laughter with Little Monsters, the monstrously funny picture book from David Walliams and Adam Stower!

Howler is a little werewolf with a big problem...he is just not scary! And that makes him the odd one out at Monster School. But when Howler finds some new friends, he discovers that being the odd one out might just make him the coolest one of all…

Children will howl with laughter in reading this monstrously funny picture book, which celebrates individuality and finding your own voice.

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

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Bluey colours Bingo to be more like her, but does Dad want double Bingos instead?

A gorgeous board book for kids of all ages.

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

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Where's all the garbage and delightful bin juice? This trash can is empty, I feel like a goose! That dirty truck is stealing my food! It's simply not on. How terribly rude!

Ibis has a grand plan to take back her trash! But look out, she's got some very hungry competition ..

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

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Can Bluey and Bingo get Daddy Robot to tidy up the playroom?

Bluey is an award-winning preschool show about Bluey, a blue heeler pup, and her family.

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Buy Bluey -Daddy Robot for yourself at Amazon:

Bluey: Daddy Robot: A Father's Day Book : Bluey: Amazon.com.au: Books

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

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Based on the hit ABC KIDS TV show!

Bluey and Bingo head to the pool with Dad. What could go wrong? A gorgeous board book for kids of all ages.

Bluey is an award-winning preschool show about Bluey, a blue heeler pup, and her family. Airing on ABC KIDS, the show has amassed legions of dedicated fans and hugely popular ranges of books, toys, clothes, games and more.

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at [email protected].

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Based on the hit ABC KIDS TV show!

What will Bluey find when she explores the creek? A gorgeous board book for kids of all ages.

Bluey is an award-winning preschool show about Bluey, a blue heeler pup, and her family.

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Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

Want us to read a book you love - send us a message through our Instagram page:

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Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at [email protected].

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"In a little tin boat on the ocean afloat, the bear likes to fish for his tea. With a mighty big flick the hook from his stick goes SPLASH in the blue of the sea." When Bear goes fishing for his tea, he gets a little more than he bargained for. From a small tuna fish to a squid that tastes delish and a whale as big as plane. Follow bear as his belly gets bigger and bigger and bigger until...
A fun tale of a hungry bear on a fishing trip to fill his belly. A beautifully illustrated picture book full of colourful images and a fun rhyming story. For children 4 years and up. Your child will love this FUN, FUN, FUN story.

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

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