Two Ninjas and a Book

Follow Mum as she spends the day with her kids, and laugh along with all the hilarious things they say and do! Dave Hughes and Holly Ife have written a clever follow up to How Not to Annoy Dad with the perfect guide for HOW NOT TO ANNOY MUMS EVERYWHERE!

(Definitely, maybe, not entirely based on real life...)

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

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Based on the hit ABC KIDS TV show!

On a family trip to Hammerbarn, will Bluey and Bingo find everything they’ve ever wanted? A gorgeous board book for kids of all ages.
Bluey is an award-winning preschool show about Bluey, a blue heeler pup, and her family. Airing on ABC KIDS, the show has amassed legions of dedicated fans and hugely popular ranges of books, toys, clothes, games and more.

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at [email protected].

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Straight from the prehistoric era comes an ex-STINK-tion story like no other! Life's hard when there's only one toilet and all the dinos need to go! There's a dumping pterodactyl, a plopping stegosaurus and a T. rex who can't reach to wipe ...But when it's finally Mike's turn, could one tiny bowel movement end in disaster?

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

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Based on the hit ABC KIDS TV show!

Bluey and her family are playing Swim School! Can they learn to swim without dobbing?

A gorgeous board book for kids of all ages.

Bluey has been a phenomenal success since airing on ABC KIDS in October 2018, amassing legions of dedicated fans and hugely popular ranges of books, toys, clothes, games and more. It holds the coveted position of being the most watched program ever on ABC iView, with over 260 million plays for Series One, and is the winner of an International Emmy for Most Outstanding Children's Programme.

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at [email protected].

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For brave hunters and bear-lovers, the classic chant-aloud by Michael Rosen and Helen Oxenbury. Follow and join in the family's excitement as they wade through the grass, splash through the river and squelch through the mud in search of a bear. What a surprise awaits them in the cave on the other side of the dark forest!

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at [email protected].

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Ruby loves being Ruby. Until, one day, she finds a worry. At first it's not such a big worry, and that's all right, but then it starts to grow. It gets bigger and bigger every day and it makes Ruby sad. How can Ruby get rid of it and feel like herself again?

A perceptive and poignant story that is a must-have for all children's bookshelves.

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at [email protected].

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A mouse took a stroll through the deep dark wood.
A fox saw the mouse and the mouse looked good.

Walk further into the deep dark wood, and discover what happens when a quick-witted mouse comes face to face with an owl, a snake... and a hungry Gruffalo!

Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler's The Gruffalo is an undisputed modern classic and has become a best-selling phenomenon across the world with over 13.5 million copies sold. This award-winning rhyming story of a mouse and a monster has found its way into the hearts and bedtimes of an entire generation of children and will undoubtedly continue to enchant children for years and years to come. No home should be without The Gruffalo!

Check out the read aloud version by the author...

The Gruffalo by Julia Donaldson. Children's read-aloud (audiobook) with colour illustrations. - YouTube

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at [email protected].

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Andy and Terry's 13-storey treehouse is the most amazing treehouse in the world! It's got a bowling alley, a see-through swimming pool, a tank full of man-eating sharks, a giant catapult, a secret underground laboratory and a marshmallow machine that follows you around and shoots marshmallows into your mouth whenever you're hungry.Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at [email protected].

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It's hard when there are soooo many great things to buy! You want a toy, some ice-cream, a donut but you can't have it all. Money doesn't grow on trees, you know! With hilarious illustrations by Heath McKenzie, this book teaches the valuable lesson about where money comes from and where it goes!

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at [email protected].

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From award-winning author Janeen Brian and award-winning illustrator Ann James, comes this gorgeous rhyming picture book about a naughty little dinosaur who loves to get dirty. Bright simple illustrations and rounded corners perfect for the very young.

Stomp, splash, slide, dive . . . .

This little dinosaur just loves mud!

Welcome to two Ninjas and a Book - A story podcast for kids no adults allowed!!

If you would like to request a book or a shout out email us at [email protected].

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Do you want to get access to additional content:

Each new episode you will have special access to:

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Two Ninjas and a Book - Sign up now!!! Only $3 a month!!!