Two Parents Walk into a Bar

Ashley and Noah share Noah’s new parent experiences with baby Rhett, discussing

Thanksgiving prep, nighttime routines, and combination feeding, while addressing parental

anxieties and finding humor in everyday challenges.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:04 Welcome Back to Two Parents Walk Into a Bar

0:21 Thanksgiving Turkey Adventures

3:05 Meal Planning Discoveries

4:42 Grocery Store Hacks

8:45 Parenting Updates

18:37 Toilet Training Talk

23:48 Nighttime Routines

25:10 Formula Feeding Tips

34:59 Co-Sleeping Considerations

41:39 Family Christmas Gathering

44:24 Managing Baby's Health

49:02 Car Seat Confidence

52:44 Owlet Sock Opinions

1:01:04 Must-Have Baby Gadgets

1:07:44 New Year Reflections

1:14:45 Childhood Memories and Lessons

We’re back!!! This episode Noah shares his and Morgan’s labor and delivery experience with baby Rhett, discussing

unexpected challenges, a C-section, and postpartum adjustments, while offering practical

tips for new parents and highlighting the importance of support.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Automatic Shownotes

Chapters

1:23 Welcome Back

1:26 Labor and Delivery Begins

3:06 Crockpot Chaos

8:30 Triage and Decisions

12:14 Monitoring and Contractions

17:12 The Long Wait

24:21 The Epidural Experience

35:43 The C-Section Decision

44:25 Welcome to the World, Rhett

56:42 Postpartum Realities

1:03:10 First Night at Home

1:05:34 Pumping and Feeding Challenges

1:18:02 Seeking Help

1:26:31 Finding a Routine

1:31:01 Life After Birth

This week Noah shares his experiences as a new parent preparing for his baby's arrival,

discussing holiday mishaps, emotional stress, and the balance of work and family while

reflecting on childhood memories.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

1:26 The Sweet Tea Saga

1:29 Thanksgiving Plans and Preparations

1:42 Work Schedules and Holiday Changes

2:35 Contractions and Labor Confusion

7:39 The Epidural Experience

11:50 Baby on the Way

21:25 Family Emergency on the Road

22:35 Formula and Baby Care

28:47 Fish Tank Adventures

35:06 Thanksgiving Turkey Expectations

41:56 Stay-at-Home Parenting Perspectives

59:00 The Allowance Debate

1:05:08 Balancing Work and Family Life

1:10:48 Turkey Thawing Troubles

1:12:06 The Final Countdown to Thanksgiving

Episode 25 delves into the rollercoaster of emotions as the hosts approach week 38 of

pregnancy. They discuss health updates, pre-eclampsia concerns, DIY home renovations,

and the balance of excitement and chaos in preparing for their new arrival.

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Chapters

0:06 Welcome to Two Parents Walk Into a Bar

1:01 Countdown to Baby

7:24 Doctor's Visit Insights

9:35 The Pressure is On

12:02 Preparing for Labor

19:20 Colostrum and Nursing

30:23 Kitchen Renovation Challenges

38:27 A Family Affair with Jerky

46:40 Faucet Troubles

53:22 Sick Days and Parenting Dilemmas

Ashley and Noah discuss the recent elections' impact on parenting, share insights on voter

trends, critique the DNC's approach, and relate humorous parenting experiences amidst

political and societal changes.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:08 One could argue I shouldn't be the one doing the intro every time.

1:14 Election Talk and Surprises

3:15 Voter Turnout and Expectations

5:34 Democratic Party Dynamics

8:47 State Elections and Local Impacts

10:26 Transition to Parenting Conversations

33:12 Parenting Decisions Amidst Uncertainties

36:16 Veterans Day Reflections

45:40 Choosing a Pediatrician

48:25 Preparing for Baby's Arrival

48:41 Dealing with Illness in Children

55:39 FSA Benefits and Baby Supplies

1:01:38 Cost-effective Baby Products and Recommendation

We discuss preparations for our new baby, share humorous parenting challenges, celebrate

baby shower generosity, and connect our roles as parents to civic responsibility, all with

laughter and heartfelt reflections.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:03 Welcome Back to Two Parents Walking Over Bar

2:22 Solar Panel Excitement

6:53 Energy Bills and Solar Solutions

11:16 Baby Shower Updates

18:17 Morgan's Pregnancy Milestones

21:27 Baby Shower Fun and Games

32:08 Parenting Challenges

39:54 Gentle Parenting and Daily Life

45:01 Registry Surprises

48:31 The Reality of Pregnancy

49:57 Thoughts on Halloween

1:01:05 Voting and Political Discussions

In this episode of Two Parents Walking to a Bar, we celebrate the chaos of Halloween preparations, sharing humorous stories about costume shopping and a quirky incident involving a local monkey named Kiki. The conversation shifts to food controversies, particularly the appeal of Honeycrisp

and Sweet Tango apples, before addressing serious issues of child safety related to online

communication. We reflect on the challenges of parenthood and the importance of community

support, weaving together humor and critical insights into modern parenting experiences.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:06 Halloween Preparations

0:50 Monkey Business

1:40 Breaking News: Monkey Incident

4:18 Apple Rankings

7:56 Sweet Tango Revelation

13:01 Parenting News Unfolds

18:31 A Disturbing Story

20:16 The Reality of Foster Care

34:31 A New Parent's Triumph

58:45 Neighbors of Concern

1:04:22 The Dead Bird Dilemma

This week we humorously navigate impending fatherhood, discussing feeling his unborn child, local coffee culture, baby registries, grocery shopping chaos, and a quirky emotional support monkey incident.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:06 Welcome Back to Two Parents Walking to a Bar

1:07 Coffee Shop Adventures

6:05 The World of Energy Drinks

15:33 Parenting Updates

22:30 Baby Shower Planning

28:46 Grocery Store Antics

40:53 The Monkey Incident

54:06 Community Drama

59:59 Celebrating Fall

1:02:51 Episode Wrap-Up

This episode explores parenting, social media, and personal stories, discussing TikTok

trends, fantasy football, and the stress of modern parenthood, enriched by humorous

anecdotes and reflections on life's complexities.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain

Chapters

0:00 Welcome Back to Episode 20

2:31 Social Media Trends and Relationships

5:40 Fantasy Football Updates

8:31 Podcast Uploading Confessions

20:05 Hurricane Talk and Community Response

24:03 Parenting Stress and Modern Challenges

33:53 Finding Balance in Parenting

38:22 Reoccurring Nightmares and Fears

50:30 Embarrassing Moments with Arlo

54:45 Family Mysteries and Baby Shower Plans

In this episode of "Two Parents Walk Into A Bar," we tackle the challenges of remote recording and reflect on last week’s audio mishap. The discussion covers serious topics like the dangers of vaping and the importance of voter registration. We share a light-hearted bedtime story created by ChatGPT and debate "free-range" parenting in light of recent celebrity news. Amusing anecdotes highlight the comedy in parenting, while we also reflect on local tragedies and the need for community dialogue on violence. We conclude by celebrating personal victories and the balance of work and family life.

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Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain