Two Parents Walk into a Bar

Two Parents Walk into a Bar

By Noah Lynch and Ashley ChastainParentingKids & Family
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Two Parents Walk into a Bar episodes

  • 37: Get A F*cking Vaccine


    We discuss Rhett's milestones, including rolling over and solid foods, while addressing

    vaccination importance and expert advice, blending personal experiences with broader

    parenting issues.


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    Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain


    Chapters

    0:16 Welcome Back

    1:05 Baby Updates

    5:28 Doctor's Visit Insights

    11:13 Introducing Solids

    15:15 Birthday Chaos

    20:52 Reflecting on Time

    27:43 Home Sweet Home

    32:12 Newfound Spaces

    41:04 Discussing Measles

    55:37 Trusting the Experts

    58 min
  • 36: Just Trust It

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    55 min
  • 35: I’ve Been Struggling Recently


    Celebrating Ashley's birthday, the episode features Morgan and Rhett discussing parenting challenges, sleep training, breastfeeding, and the importance of community support in coping with loss.


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    Chapters

    1:16 Birthday Surprises and Special Guests

    2:25 Struggles with Nail Biting

    3:30 Baby Congestion Concerns

    7:40 The Importance of Humidifiers

    10:16 Navigating Baby Health Concerns

    11:59 Sleep Training Updates

    21:25 Dealing with Nighttime Wake-Ups

    25:50 Parenting Chores and Responsibilities

    34:32 The Challenges of Feeding Choices

    43:32 Pumping and Feeding Discussions

    50:26 Coping with Loss

    1:08:11 Starting School Again

    1 hr 12 min
  • 34: I Said Don’t Pee On Me And He Giggled

    This episode navigates the emotional challenges of parenting, highlighting milestones with Rett, sleep regressions, diaper frustrations, and practical tools, all celebrated through

    laughter and shared experiences.


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    Chapters

    0:03 Welcome Back, Parenting Chronicles

    13:49 Sleep Training Dilemmas

    25:09 The Bottle Sterilizer Debate

    47:50 1:04:21 True Crime Talk: Shocking Parenting Fails

    The Stinky Reality of Babies

    1 hr 8 min
  • 33: Everybody’s Free-Ranging

    In this episode, we navigate the chaos of parenting with pets, sharing humorous tales of

    dogs and farm animals, discussing milestones, workplace vulnerabilities, and the importance of community support in the parenting journey.


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    Chapters

    0:05 Welcome Back to the Bar

    0:11 Pet Parenting Struggles

    2:04 Sheep Shenanigans in the Yard

    5:19 Unexpected Tragedies

    9:48 Grocery Store Woes

    10:41 Parenting Shoutouts

    11:43 The Exhaustion of Parenting

    16:45 Baby Growth Updates

    18:17 Vaccine Experiences

    23:54 Diaper Diaries

    27:28 Formula Feeding Adventures

    33:21 Sleep Training Insights

    39:37 The Dreaded Pacifier

    45:09 Baby Development Milestones

    49:51 Bath Time Fun

    58:50 1:17:21 Work Stress and Sleep Deprivation

    The Aftermath of a Rough Day

    1 hr 20 min
  • *Bonus Episode* Chaotic Birth Story w/ Brittney Chastain


    In this special bonus episode of *Two Parents Walk Into a Bar*, I’m joined by my sister Brittney to share my chaotic birth story filled with humor and unexpected moments. We discuss the emotional journey of being induced early due to gestational diabetes, Brittney’s panic-inducing family message, and the intense yet funny moments during labor. The arrival of my epidural brings relief, paving the way for laughter amidst the chaos of Arlo's birth. We also reflect on the postpartum experience, emphasizing that while support is essential, the focus should remain on the birthing person's journey through this life-changing experience.


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    Chapters

    0:06 Welcome Back to the Podcast

    3:01 Childhood Memories and Locking Friends

    3:51 A Chaotic Birth Story

    6:19 Gestational Diabetes Revelation

    9:06 Induction Day Begins

    11:05 Contractions and Hospital Drama

    12:51 Pain Management and Epidurals

    19:51 Labor and Delivery Challenges

    22:43 The Birth of Arlo

    36:44 The Golden Hour Experience

    38:29 Family Reactions Post-Birth

    47:40 Sandwich Sabotage and Support

    51:02 Reflections on Support Roles

    52 min
  • 32: Narrow Down What Actually Matters w/ Brittney Chastain


    Hosts discuss solo parenting a two-month-old, sharing challenges with contact napping and

    nighttime routines. They provide tips for new families on feeding and sleep strategies while

    celebrating the chaotic rewards of parenthood.


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    Chapters

    0:03 Welcome Back to Two Parents Walk Into a Bar

    0:24 Solo Baby Shifts

    3:30 The Struggles of Single Parenting

    5:55 Parent Disagreements

    8:43 Handling Nighttime Duties

    13:44 Sleep Training Expectations

    17:05 Tips for New Parents

    24:16 Feeding Tips

    28:08 Establishing a Sleep Routine

    47:36 Supportive Family Dynamics

    55:52 Making Labor Fun

    1:08:49 Understanding C-Sections

    1:14:01 Preparing for Postpartum Care

    1:16:16 Wrap-Up and Reflections

    1 hr 21 min
  • 31: If You Just Went To Sleep We Could Solve A Lot Of Problems


    In this episode we discuss parenting newborn Rhett, covering sleep patterns, baby products, and the irony

    of childhood views on naps. We explore sleep training, family outings, and tax prep

    challenges, uncovering the joys and lessons of parenthood.


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    Chapters

    0:05 Welcome to Episode 31

    1:09 The Struggles of Sleep

    6:34 The Bottle Feeding Debate

    11:13 Diaper Wars

    15:31 The Wipe Dilemma

    20:32 Co-Sleeping Confessions

    29:47 The Importance of Independent Play

    34:05 Parenting Frustrations

    37:34 Navigating Public Outings

    56:13 Tax Season Troubles

    1:07:31 TurboTax Nightmare

    1 hr 13 min
  • 30: We’re Not Reinventing The Wheel

    This episode explores the joys and challenges of parenting in winter, crafting planter boxes,

    and navigating feeding schedules for newborn Rhett, while sharing heartwarming

    milestones and humorous everyday stories.



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    Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain


    Chapters

    0:27 Welcome Back, Craig

    1:34 Weather Woes

    3:06 Snowy Days Ahead

    4:30 Nail Care Adventures

    6:07 New Hobbies Unveiled

    7:08 Gardening Ambitions

    8:49 Bagel Revelations

    10:39 Grocery Secrets Revealed

    13:01 Breakfast Trends

    14:38 Delicious Dips

    19:25 Greek Yogurt Insights

    20:20 Ranch Dressing Innovations

    24:32 Gifts and Surprises

    25:04 Parenting Progress

    30:56 Baby Development Milestones

    34:39 Nursing and Weaning

    40:55 Tracking Baby's Growth

    45:08 App Recommendations

    46:41 Celebrating Small Wins

    49:49 Home Animal Encounters

    1:06:34 Closing Thoughts

    1 hr 7 min
  • 29: It’s The Pendulum Swinging

    Off the bat this episode has not a great audio quality and for that we are sorry. Next week we will be back in person, business as usual.

    This week we update you on the journey of Noah and Morgan as new parents and life with Arlo.

    1 hr 23 min

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