The Two Pints Podcast!

By Will & Ralf

For almost the whole decade of “the noughties”, Will Mellor and Ralf Little defined the voice of a generation in the hit BBC show Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps”

A decade lat

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The podcast currently has 134 episodes available.

The Two Pints Podcast! episodes:

April 21, 2025 Modern Medicine - A Swift Half S5 E12
A slightly delayed 'Swift Half' due to the Easter Break and on this episode we somehow go from 'Salmon Jizz' to 'Modern Pharma' in the space of just 16 minutes! Plus Snail facials and a very unusual way Will used to get rid of earache.

W&R x

Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.

🎙️ live on a Monday,
🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds
🍺 live on a Friday,
📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!
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17min
April 16, 2025 Men are Weird - What Will William Tell? S5 E12
This week Will has discovered a story that has inspired a new business idea /social experiment for Ralf.

W&R x

Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.

🎙️ live on a Monday,
🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds
🍺 live on a Friday,
📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!
Follow Us On Social Media At:
https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast
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https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint
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16min
April 14, 2025 A Girls Night In - S5 E12
Ralf gets all the secrets from a 'Girls Night In', plus Potato Sandwiches, why Festivals are rubbish and Will is still wanging on about the Moon Landings.

W&R x

Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.

🎙️ live on a Monday,
🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds
🍺 live on a Friday,
📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!
Follow Us On Social Media At:
https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast
https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint
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52min
April 11, 2025 Identity - Swift Half S5 E11
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD

A little bit of footy chat over two pints for a Friday.

W&R x

Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.

🎙️ live on a Monday,
🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds
🍺 live on a Friday,
📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!
Follow Us On Social Media At:
https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast
https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint
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16min
April 09, 2025 Billy Bullsh*tter - What Will William Tell? S5 E11
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD

Will sends Ralf into stratospheric levels of anger with his latest 'theories' about significant moments of history.

W&R x

Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.

🎙️ live on a Monday,
🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds
🍺 live on a Friday,
📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!
Follow Us On Social Media At:
https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast
https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint
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12min
April 07, 2025 Two Blokes talking sh*t S5 E11
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD

An unfortunate thing happened to Ralf in bed, Will has 'bone issues' and the problem with wedding guests. Plus some exciting tour news.

Warning: Do not listen if you are eating!

W&R x

Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.

🎙️ live on a Monday,
🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds
🍺 live on a Friday,
📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!
Follow Us On Social Media At:
https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast
https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint
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39min
April 04, 2025 A Little bit of Devilment - A Swift Half S5 E10
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD

After Will ruined Ralf's pint with some Luke Littler like antics with his used tissue, we headed back to our childhood for this Swift Half.

W&R x

Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.

🎙️ live on a Monday,
🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds
🍺 live on a Friday,
📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!
Follow Us On Social Media At:
https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast
https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint
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18min
April 02, 2025 Brain Preservation and Metal Dicks - What Will William Tell? S5 E10.
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD

Will has been delving into the World of AI, The Cloud, Brain Preservation and Robots Dicks!

Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.

🎙️ live on a Monday,
🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds
🍺 live on a Friday,
📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!
Follow Us On Social Media At:
https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast
https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint
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16min
March 31, 2025 Monologues, Gremlins and Salmon Sperm. S5 E10
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD

Ralf is Ranting, Will is farting and somehow we ended up talking about fish jizz!

Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.

🎙️ live on a Monday,
🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds
🍺 live on a Friday,
📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!
Follow Us On Social Media At:
https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast
https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint
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45min
March 28, 2025 Fear of the Dark - A Swift Half
This episode is sponsored by LEBOM, an app where you bet against your mates, not the bookie, download it now wherever you get your apps, for more information go to This link #AD

Dark Therapy, Monsters, Bins and why does Will leave the light on?

Don’t forget we’re out on Tour in November….check out twopintspodcast.com for all the details.

🎙️ live on a Monday,
🎙️ WWWT is live on a Weds
🍺 live on a Friday,
📹 live on a Saturday on Youtube!
Follow Us On Social Media At:
https://www.facebook.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.tiktok.com/@twopintspodcast
https://twitter.com/TheTwoPintsPod
https://www.instagram.com/TheTwoPint
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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11min

FAQs about The Two Pints Podcast!:

How many episodes does The Two Pints Podcast! have?

The podcast currently has 134 episodes available.

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