Rowan decides on some good old fashioned self-care... for her butt. Joy has no idea what the deal with 90 Day Fiance is, but Rowan makes a good case for it. Joy goes back to school, and Rowan shares what she would go back to school for. The men in Alaska are prime pickings... or, maybe not. Butter is delicious in all forms, even in drinks. We both are broken out in cystic acne so we’re gonna whine about it. Tune in.

We catch up. We chat. Rowan fills us in on a True Crime Fest she attended. Joy predicted the future as a child and it’s every bit as freaky as you’d imagine. Rowan has a crush on the *definitely* falsely accused Amanda Knox. Joy rants about effective communication and it goes on for a... while. Josh Duggar is a freaking creep. The story about the Ukrainian orphan, Natalia Grace, is bizarre and we have thoughts. We have all the thoughts. Joy is an aquarius and her sister feels strongly about it. Ayahuasca, LSD, and book recommendations all on this episode of Two Sad Hags! | cw: drugs, fetishes, personal violence

We tried to stay on more spooky topics, but we got sidetracked (as per usual). Joy tries to talk about the Bunnyman legend but can’t keep her story straight (as per usual). Rowan goes shopping and dodges an advance she didn’t ask for. Aliens, love em or hate em? We discuss. Skinwalkers can be totally chill, just don’t piss them off. Urban legends that end up being true are way better than ones that are... not true. Did you know Paul Rudd is married? Give episode five a listen and become a monthly supporter! Be friends with us on Instagram! We love friends! | CW: death, aliens, vaccines

There’s a death in the family. Someone won’t leave Joy alone and Rowan sends a stranger a picture of her feet. Joy regales us with a horrifying first date story. Rowan considers a unique kind of party. There’s a tire slasher in Joy’s neighborhood (and his story is a little sad). Who would you invite to your dinner party? All this and more on episode 4 of Two Sad Hags. | CW: mentions of homicide and rape

The girls went to the renaissance faire. Rowan spent way too much money to prevent a hangover. Joy doesn’t believe anyone actually likes bourbon. Rowan’s 25! Joy opens up about postpartum depression. There is only ONE important Halloween movie and you’re not watching it. Helping people is the best medicine. Rowan answers a very important question about bodybuilders. Joy is hustling making money online and things have been... interesting. This and more on Episode 3 of Two Sad Hags! Become a monthly supporter at www.anchor.fm/two-sad-hags.

Rowan gets some art she wants to frame. Why September is the best month of the year! What will we wear to the Renaissance Fair this season? Don’t trust the theater geeks. Joy receives an unsolicited invitation. Rowan will fight a bear. Bucket lists? Joy finally has one and it’s way less cool than you’d think. Introducing three new segments you don’t want to miss! All this and more on episode two of Two Sad Hags.

A totally not awkward introductory episode. Introductions and anecdotes. Rowan shares a Taylor Swift tumblr theory and her history with Harry Potter Fan Fic. Joy admits she had a Tara Reid blog. The truth about American Idol auditions. Did Adnan do it? This and more on the first episode of Two Sad Hags.