It's here ....Mercury Retrograde! We chat what NOT to do during retrograde and how it might be effecting JLO's newest relationship. Plus, we discuss some key traits from our signs... Leo + Scorpio , how texting your ex is a no no even outside of the retrograde, and how Sage-ing should be an essential part of your routine. Buckle Up !

Welcome the men of our lives....the important ones. They have 4 legs, never want to leave us, and are mostly blind. They sound dreamy right? 

We throw it back and talk about becoming Dog Moms to our aging babies and how so much terror comes in something so small. Plus we chat "petty" theft and how all women are guilty of it and introduce our newest invention...Swexpants. You're welcome ladies!

A quick ode to DMX and our High School throwbacks as we chat about what senior superlative Jordan would of received and how college wasn't in the cards for us. Hear about the toxic, embarrassing, and questionable crushes we've had throughout the years and bare with us as we try to answer the age old question "Are all babies cute?" spoiler alert ....No. 

Sad girl Spring is here and we are discussing how it really makes us feel. Also, thanks to Facebooks "Time Hop" we get to relive how sending someone flowers is nice but how someone took it too far. Hint: It was a man. Plus, we discuss how there's always that one ex who we don't like to see win and how your friends probably warned you about him from the start. 

We discussed newest #WHM news, relive some of our most traumatic childhood sporting moments , and go over how compliments should focus on more than just our looks. Plus, how communication and a buddy make anxiety a lot more bearable and our newest Netflix obession that has us asking so many "What if's". 

What's our favorite way to celebrate Valentines Day? By reliving some of our worst first dates of course! We talk some of our biggest dating duds and how you always always pay attention to red flags. Plus we break down #freebrittany and how we all need to do better. Some of us more than others! 

TIK TOK, The Night Stalker, and Birthday Cokes 

We welcome you back with a discussion into Jordan's newest creepy documentary obsession, talk safety ideas that will still probably get you killed, and why we are skipping Valentines Day!