Two Shots and a Cruise

Two Shots and a Cruise

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Two Shots and a Cruise episodes

  • Two Shots and a Cruise Episode 10: Day 2 of the Italian lock down!!

    Today we talk about how paper masks make me feel really safe. Ask people if they need help and if they do make sure you help them out, cause it's nice! Guess I'm not going to Spain for my trip, but I'm not tripping!! Guys/Gals, let's all take some chill pills and rest because that's what the doctor ordered, well...at least that's what the guy with the mask said. 

    16 min
  • Two Shots and a Cruise Episode 8: This might be the last one??

    Today we talk about how this part of the world I live in is becoming a little scary and weird. Listen, the world is a dangerous place and we need be careful, but let's not all worry about swallowing our toothpaste.  Don't leave the heater on too high because you'll cook yourself like a turkey! Take a deep breath because coffee makes it smell a little worse. Whatever you do today make sure the you enjoy it and be nice! We'll see you at there.

    19 min
  • Two Shots and a Cruise Episode 7: Spring forward because the clock said so!

    Today we talk about how important is daylight savings time? In my opinion it might be as useful as an erasable pen. It's important to warmup in anything that you do, I mean..they do it in baseball and baseball figured it out already. Good times are to be had and if you are in a valley grab a snack friend, because you won't be there long enough to have a full meal. Don't give people too many options or they will ask for the moon. Always be nice folks, we'll see you out there! 

    21 min
  • Two Shots and a Cruise Episode 6: Chill weekends are the bee knees and the goats boats!

    Today we talk about Mr. Mueller's class and how working with wood will make a boy into a young man that is afraid of heavy machinery. The complexities of wood working is so intricate they are opening a comprehensive course at Yale to assist. Dr Claus isn't bringing any presents to your house, but he will teach you how not to change oil in a automobile. His lasting legend can be heard in the halls of my high school till this day. Enjoy these two shots on me, ohh and be nice!

    14 min
  • Two Shots and a Cruise Episode 5: Get Dem Mitts Clean Bruh!!

    Today we talk about how cleaning mitts is imperative to getting ahead in life. Busses come and go, so sip your coffee and wait for the next one dummy! Cornish game hens don't get enough love and they make you feel like a giant and nothing feels better than feeling like a giant. Why does Bert's head look like a wild onion, need to get him to see a doctor or at least get a hat. Enjoy this one on me guys and remember to be nice!

    14 min
  • Two Shots and a Cruise Episode 4: 'SSpreSSÖ, if it wasn't, it's a word now!

    Today we talk about how 'SSpreSSÖ is not the new black gold!! The coffee shop experience is about to get a new facelift. You want to sip the black gold, you better keep it to a whisper or you'll get your library card pulled! Oh and BTW this is a member's only club. I wish there was a job that I could just give you ideas and run with it. I don't want to have to do anything else, just give you the idea, lol. 

    14 min

About Two Shots and a Cruise

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This podcast is as simple as it sounds, we take two shots and get behind the wheel of the car and go for a drive. Don't worry the shots are of the finest black gold, that's right espresso! There is…