Two Simps and a Micraphone

Marriage is a contact sport, and John and Steve are still trying to figure out the rules! 🤣

This week on Two Simps and a Micraphone, we're tackling marriage, dating, and everything that comes with surviving relationships in the modern world.

Was dating easier in the 1980s? Have dating apps made things better or worse? And how well do husbands and wives really know each other?

From the classic Newlywed Game to the everyday ridiculousness of married life, we're bringing our usual combination of humor, questionable relationship advice, and stories from two middle-aged guys who've seen a thing or two.

Plus, we're bringing back Simp of the Week!

Grab a drink, settle in, and prepare to laugh.

Two Simps and a Micraphone — two guys, one microphone, and absolutely no guarantee of good advice.

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Health care gets political fast. In Afterhours S01E06, we talk about liberals, politicians, and what happens when the care people rely on becomes a political debate.

What do you wish politicians talked about more when it comes to health care? Let us know in the comments.

Ever notice how the older you get, the less patience you have for stupid stuff?

This week on Two Simps and a Micraphone, John and Steve are airing their grievances about the little things in life that drive them absolutely nuts.

We're talking terrible drivers, tipping culture getting out of control, technology that makes everything harder, marriage frustrations, parenting, and the complete disappearance of common sense.

From people who can't figure out how to drive to the everyday annoyances that make two middle-aged guys question humanity, nothing is off-limits.

We're not saying we're right. We're just saying somebody had to say it!

Grab a drink, settle in, and get ready to laugh, disagree, and probably recognize a few of your own pet peeves.

What's something that pisses YOU off more than it should?

Send us your stories, complaints, or nominations for Simp of the Week!

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S01 E06 — Are We Turning Into Our Dads?

The older we get, the more familiar we sound. This week on Two Simps, we ask the question we never thought we’d have to: are we turning into our dads? From the things we say to the habits we swore we’d never pick up, we’re talking about those moments that make you stop and think, “Well… that’s definitely him.”

Clock out and hang out with Two Simps and a Micraphone. AfterHours S01 E05 is here—another round of conversation with the Simps.

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Some purchases seem like a great idea… until you have to explain them. In Season 1, Episode 5 of Two Simps and a Micraphone, we’re talking about the dumbest things we’ve ever bought—the questionable decisions and the money we wish we could get back.

What’s the dumbest thing YOU ever bought? Drop yours in the comments, and follow for more episodes.

Steve and John talk about getting "Canceled" on a Tiktok reel for talking about ivermectin early on during covid, medical buisness, patients and what needs to change.

Has dating changed for the better—or just gotten more complicated? In Season 1, Episode 4 of Two Simps, we’re talking dating now vs. then: how people connect, what’s changed, and what still feels the same. Join the conversation and tell us which era you’d rather date in.

Steve and John discuss growing up in the 80's.

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