In which our heroes disappear up their own bumholes for a bit, declare war on yet another podcast and add something wonderful to the whole Dan-in-a-bin situation

In which Graham diagnoses what will kill Christopher to death, Adam tries to convince his animated corpse to go to a music festival and yet again they completely fail to record anything even remotely resembling a podcast.  THERE ARE DEFINITELY NO WORMS IN CHRISTOPHER’S POO!

In which our heroes sing about Roger Moore. Dan invents some awful sex toys, Graham unveils his new business venture, Adam buys some drugs, and Chris starts self-harming.

In which our heroes discuss Dan’s travel plans, lookup rude place names, launch burning foxes into food banks, entrap badgers and bully Adam into doing an accent.

In which Chris bravely leaks the suppressed audio recordings that Daniel tried to destroy.

In which our heroes discuss work, nappies and the science of things rotting.  Then the dreaded technical difficulties occur.

In which some things happen that no-one can remember because it was so long ago.  Maybe our heroes went on dates with old men.  Probably there was the Rock.  There was some horror with a dildo.

In which our heroes gorge themselves on cheese, survive food poisoning and Graham looks forward to his inevitable decline into dementia; all topped off with a return visit to the first dates restaurant!

In which our heroes go trainspotting. Graham suffers performance issues, Chris starts his own detective agency, Adam handles dead animals and Dan is on a train.

I apologise for the (even by our standards) poor quality audio of this week’s episode but it was stitched together from 18 separate source recordings and Dan lives in a trainyard.

In which our heroes have a Little Mix / Election special. Adam has technical difficulties, Graham makes yet another human centipede, Chris attempts damage limitation with regards to his professional reputation and Dan drinks too much cider.

Here is the Belgian music by Nino Debois to which we refer, it is lovely: