Two-Star Theater

MONSTER ROLL CALL! Godzilla! Mothra! Rodan! Ugh... Minilla. Join us as we favorably review a movie even Summer liked! It's got all the monsters, and moon people!

Are you a murderous drifter on the run? Have a drink! Did you just crack your head open walking into a force field? Drink! Are you trapped in Scotland for the night and need a room? There's no rooms available, but the bars open. Yes, we're reviewing Devil Girl from Mars! It feels like a play, it looks like a play. It has the crappiest robot in cinema! And it's available on Amazon Prime! Break down this wonderful 50s schlock fest with us on our latest episode!

In this thrilling episode, we review the 1979 Disney sci-fi epic The Black Hole! Starring Anthony Perkins! Maximilian Schell! That guy who was in that other thing! And everyone's favorite evil weed wacking robot, Maximilian!

Summer gets revenge! In a diabolical ploy to exact vengeance for making her watch Plan 9 from Outer Space, Summer takes the wheel and gets us to watch 2000's rom com, a movie about competitive karaoke staring Huey Lewis, Gwyneth Paltrow, Paul Giamatti, Andre Braugher, Maria Bello and Scott Speedman (who?). We ask the burning questions. Is competitive karaoke a thing? Is there rom AND com? Does Scott Speedman really exist? Join us for this all singing crap fest!

Whaddya get when you cross Mark Singer, Simi Valley and a spray painted tiger? You get the cinematic masterpiece that is 1982's The Beastmaster!