After a brief hiatus, Katie and Jenny are back on the pod for a special episode discussing their first love- Pirates of the Caribbean! Tune in for a personal update from the lambs (including BIG personal news for Jenny!), their experience with Pirates fanfic (spoiler: extremely lackluster), and another take of writing their own fanfiction, based on their favorite tropes.

Katie and Jenny find yet another obsession they have in common, discuss why Jamie Dornan's wife is ultimately a #girlsgirl, and talk Hogwarts houses. Fic of the Week is Black and White by vixen1836/Tiffany Madison.

Tune in this week as Jenny and Katie ponder what exactly they think the Cullens would be up to during the panny. Fic of the week is the fic that started it all- Fifty Shades, baby! You're going to want to listen to the WHOLE episode, as Katie and Jenny try their hand at writing their own steamy fan fic! *Please be advised there is a slight audio malfunction from 14:00-16:40. The sound will lower and then raise back up. Sorry- our lack of aptitude is clearly stated in our podcast name, so what were you expecting? High grade audio? Grow up!

Hail to the chief and God Bless America! In this political themed episode, Katie and Jenny discuss the inauguration, Katie's past life as presidential hopeful, and the Twilight renaissance currently happening on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok (Holy Trinity vibes!) Fic of the week is Fall To Ruin One Day by sleepyvalentina and donate to Quileute Move to Higher Ground project here! https://mthg.org/

The lambs call their sisters for a trip down Twilight memory lane (although they didn't need a podcast to know we were already stupid). Also discussed: a bro-y Bella, a normy Edward, and the undisputed bops from the feature film soundtracks. Fic of the week is Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain!

Dear listeners, you're in for a doozy today. Jenny made Katie cry; Katie made Jenny read 800+ pages of fic; one of them used fanfic to look smart in real life and the other aced twilight trivia. Fic of the week is The University of Edward Masen, which was published as a novel under the name Gabriel's Inferno!

This week, these two stupid lambs talk about the worst book in the saga, their excitement for Robert and Kristen's current movies, and asking for what you want in the bedroom..... what kind of pod is this again?!? Fic of the week is Fridays at Noon by troubefollows1017!

Katie and Jenny review the long-awaited full version of Midnight Sun, tell critics to go kick rocks, and consult Bella and Edward's birth charts to determine their compatibility. Fic of the week is Dear Mr. Masen, which can be found here: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/6483877/1/Dear-Mr-Masen

Katie and Jenny dive into the obsession that defined their teens and discuss their history with fanfiction. Fic of the Week is Hiding in Plain Sight, which can be found at https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4538729/1/Hiding-in-Plain-Sight