Is your state home to one of the top 25 Best Rain Garden Cities? Do you know which state ranks #1 for most cities with rain gardens? Can you guess which state didn't make the list at all? The answers may surprise you! This week Jeidan shocks us with his data on rainy cities, and their natural solutions to their water-logged problems. And how did Manch-Vegas get on the list? We have NO clue!

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Sources:

• 12,000 Rain Gardens Project: https://www.stewardshippartners.org/12000-rain-gardens/
• https://lawnlove.com/blog/best-cities-rain-gardens/

As the cool, wet fall slowly approaches, Jeidan is preparing for it with his newfound knowledge of Rain Gardens! Do potholes form small lakes in your driveway? Does runoff from your roof cause flooding? Is your yard especially soggy? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this is the episode for you! And will we be able to pull off a DIY rain garden of our own? We have NO clue!

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Sources:

• https://www.soaknh.des.nh.gov/projects-and-planning/rain-garden-planning
• https://www.soaknh.des.nh.gov/sites/g/files/ehbemt741/files/documents/rain-garden.pdf
• https://extension.unh.edu/sites/default/files/migrated_unmanaged_files/Resource005899_Rep8265.pdf
• https://montgomeryconservation.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Rain-Gardens.pdf
• https://gardeningbeyond.com/how-to-make-a-garden-drainage-system/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_garden#Overview
• https://myrainplan.com/blog/rain-garden-design-guide/
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_heat_island

The public's opinion is in, and we're airing it out! This week we're reading Pick-Your-Own Blueberry Farm Reviews. We have one-star reviews that will leave you scratching your head, followed by over-the-top redemptions. And how do people have this much time on their hands? We have NO clue!

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Sources:

• Morning Shade Farm: https://www.yelp.com/biz/morning-shade-farm-canby-2?utm_campaign=www_business_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)
• Albeke Farms: https://www.yelp.com/biz/albeke-farms-oregon-city?utm_campaign=www_business_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)
• Hoffman Farm Store: https://www.yelp.com/biz/hoffman-farm-store-beaverton?utm_campaign=www_business_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)
• Nappe Blueberry Farm: https://www.yelp.com/biz/nappe-blueberry-farms-boring?utm_campaign=www_business_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)
• Patty’s Berries & Bushes: https://www.yelp.com/biz/pattys-berries-and-bunches-mattituck-2?utm_campaign=www_business_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)
• Mountainview Blueberry Farm: https://www.yelp.com/biz/mountainview-blueberry-farm-snohomish?utm_campaign=www_business_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)
• Render’s Blueberry Farm:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g42810-d3513917-Reviews-Reender_s_Blueberry_Farm-West_Olive_Ottawa_County_Michigan.html

We are mourning the end of blueberry season by discussing the history of cultivated blueberries and the events that led to the large, plump berries we buy in stores today. As always, we have Indigenous peoples to thank for the generosity of their knowledge of the far superior wild blueberry! And will we beat our record of 170lbs next picking season? We have NO clue!

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Sources:

Passamaquoddy Wild Blueberry Company: https://www.pquoddyberries.com/

https://archive.org/details/experimentsinblu193covi/page/2/mode/2up

Experiments in Blueberry Culture: https://archive.org/details/experimentsinblu193covi/page/2/mode/2up

• https://blog.library.si.edu/blog/2018/11/13/native-fruit-the-wild-blueberry/
• https://extension.illinois.edu/blogs/garden-scoop/2019-01-19-history-blueberries-native-american-staple-domesticated-superfood
• https://www.cooksinfo.com/elizabeth-coleman-white
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Vernon_Coville
• https://wednesdayswomen.com/elizabeth-coleman-white-blueberry-queen-of-the-jersey-pines/
• https://njmonthly.com/articles/news/blue-heaven/
• https://www.groworganic.com/blogs/articles/growing-blueberries-in-containers

We already knew data centers were all-around terrible, but when Jeidan lays down the facts in this episode, it becomes a truly heartbreaking realization of the reality we all live in. If we suddenly disappear after this one, blame the greedy goverment lobbyists! And why are they trying to kill us all? We have NO clue!

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Sources:

Documentary: "Exposing the Dark Side of America's AI Data Center Explosion" by Business Insider

https://youtu.be/t-8TDOFqkQA?si=zvdmNYdDw202_Slx

In case you didn't notice, the sun came up again, and Jeidan is here to teach us how to harness its energy with the power of solar! We get into how it works, why it's beneficial in more ways than one, and the dwindling options you have available for financial assistance. And how many tangents can we fit into one episode? We have NO clue!

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Sources:

• https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NDZzAIcCQLQ

  https://www.nrdc.org/stories/solar-power-101#types

Anna's back with more Reddit Stories, and this time they're centered around Farmer's Markets! We get into pro-tips of how to be successful at your first market, how to tell a good market from a bad one, as well as a few lighthearted and heartwarming stories sprinkled in. And what the hell is going on at Logan Square?! We have NO clue!

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Hey, it's Thursday again, and this week Anna's getting into the history and evolution of US Farmer's Markets! The fun doesn't stop there, because then she breaks down an article titled "The Best and Worst U.S. States for Access to Locally Produced Food" by escoffier.edu. Can you guess which state placed first with a perfect 100/100 score? Here's a hint: Jey is still fuming about it! Will he ever recover? We have NO clue!

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Sources:

National Farmer’s Market Directory: https://www.ams.usda.gov/local-food-directories/farmersmarkets

https://www.usdalocalfoodportal.com/

• 
  https://www.redbarncommunicationsnc.com/red-barn-blog/2025/1/12/history-of-farmers-markets
• https://askfilo.com/user-question-answers-smart-solutions/ancient-egyptian-economy-egypt-has-many-markets-the-markets-3435343534373031
• https://www.lancastercountyfarmersmarket.com/history
• https://www.boston.gov/news/part-1-brief-history-farmers-markets-united-states
• https://www.escoffier.edu/blog/world-food-drink/analysis-of-local-food-production/
• https://www.foraged.com/blog/why-are-farmers-markets-important

How woo woo are you? This week, Jeidan is invading our ears with knowledge about England's infamous crop circles, and the people who claim to be involved. From cash-crop killing pranksters Doug and Dave, to a young man named John Whaley who captured footage of the unbelievable. Was it humans or aliens? We have NO clue!

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Sources:

Crop Circle Realities (2021) Documentary: (Timestamp: 8:38-13:00)

• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UdjVIhMQ14

• https://curiousrambler.com/the-mowing-devil-and-the-crop-circle/
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkOL4on26BE&t=225
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mowing-Devil
• https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_circle
• https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYV_zpCXYtc

We gave you three weeks; did you plant any cover crops?! If you did, congrats on healing your soil! If you didn't... We'll talk about it. We're not mad, just disappointed. This week Jeidan breaks our hearts with statistics about soil degradation, and how we're pretty much at the brink of our own demise. And will cover crops save the world? We have NO clue!

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Sources:

• https://gardenerspath.com/how-to/composting/cover-cropping/ 
• https://www.sare.org/publications/building-soils-for-better-crops/cover-crops/