Two True Freaks

Join your hapless hosts THEM JACONETTI BOYS (LUKE & JASON) and CHRIS TYLER and HONEYWELL for a FANGTACULAR FLUME RIDE - Hammer's THE HORROR OF DRACULA! The boys PUT THE HAMMER DOWN on this classic of low-budget, fast movin' gothic horror! And hey, where else do you get to see Grand Moff Tarkin VS Count Dooku?

It's a SPECIAL GIANT SIZED BONUS EPISODE! Join Chris Honeywell, Hope Mullinax, HOPE'S MOM and a couple bottles of wine for an almost COMPLETELY CLONE WARS FREE episode! Streams are CROSSED, TREK is talked, words are SLURRED and we get to meet BIG MOMMA NERD who introduced her daughter to Star Wars when she was just a WEE SHAVER! It's an unusual episode, but GET USED TO IT because December is going to be OFF THE HOOK!

It's time to be big damn heroes. Mal and the crew discover River's secret and find there's a difference between fighting for survival and fighting for what's right. Andrew, Bill and Paul are joined by Blaine Dowler for the final episode of Keep 'Em Flying looking at SERENITY, the movie and the comics that trailed in its wake.

Join Hope Mullinax and Chris Honeywell for the PENULTIMATE EPISODE of season 2 of Star Wars - The Clone Wars - ARTOO COME HOME! There will be - BABY BOBA - WET BLANKETINGS - RED SHIRT ROBOT - SNEAKY GUNDARKS - STAR WARS GORN - THE WOLF PACK - AND MUCH, MUCH, MORE!!!!

In this week's ball-manifesting episode, Magnus launches a brand new megaseries... the exact duration of which is still up for grabs due to some behind the scenes drama upon which we need not dwell.

The shtick of this megaseries is actually rather simple.

By far, one of the most controversial events of the 1990's was the advent of Image Comics. And in the ensuing years it would be safe to say that history has not been kind to 1990's-era Image Comics. In fact, the prevailing sentiment is those comics suck.

But do they?

So the purpose of this series is to take a look back at a few Image titles from that era and reach a different conclusion. Maybe.

Or maybe not.

Kicking off the series is the oh-riginal Gen 13 miniseries from 1994, which Tom Panarese assures us was the most important year of the 90's.

In any case, how does Gen 13 far in retrospect? Have the ensuing decades been kind to this miniseries? Or, like so many other comics, is Gen 13 a dated, cringe-inducing anachronism better left forgotten?

The answer to that question can only be "Some time in the first quarter of 2017 is what I keep hearing".

For those of you determined to soil the Internet by sharing click-bait, "Gen 13 isn't the only 1990's mainstay that gets saluted in this episode!"

Due to the deluge of ass-kickery this week, unfortunately there just wasn't time for listener feedback this week. But don't cry about it because there's more coming in the future!

Patience! The vast backlog of feedback will be addressed in due time. Fear not!

In the meantime, though, don't let the lack of feedback this time get you down! You can still offer your feeble effort at tribute! You humble serfs are always welcome to kiss your benevolent leader's ring. Corrupt DiManzocorp interns are ready, willing, able and eager to accept your bribe to present your meager missives to your wise emperor. The email address to use is [email protected] as the other seems to be having technical problems.

In an another sublime act of truly unprecedented charity, your emperor permits you lowly rabble to suggest topics for a future episode. Thus, petitions may be sent to [email protected] for DiManzocorp interns to review, whereupon your leader might consider thinking about the possibility of potentially discussing whatever you have in mind some day. And that's a promise!

Scott, Mike, Sara and Brian recap episode four of season seven of the Walking Dead this week as we head back to Alexandria for a way too extensive shopping trip by Negan and the gang. The Saviors are coming to take Rick's guns, will he go full Charlton Heston on them or will he give up all their defenses to his new douchey overlord. Also we get another appearance from "Silent Daryl" (Still Daryl) and creepy Dwight and Father Gabriel gets to be "Creepy as shit!" Don't forget to keep an accurate inventory in the apocalypse and if you need a new mattress there's a fire sale out on highway 6.

This time out, Gene Hendricks & Adam Worth are joined by their good buddy, Sean Strain. Not only do they talk about Quasar #10, but also how the Kree are at a genetic dead end, Wendell's failing buisiness, The Inifinty Gems, and much more!

BTW, feel free to blame Gene for the 6 months between episodes, since it is all his fault.

After a longer than expected delay, The Hammer Podcasts! is back! This time, Gene gives you an apology & explanation for the "radio silence" that we were experiencing. After that, though, it's a fond look back at one of the best films, of any genre, ever made, Young Frankenstein!

Joining him in this endeavor is The Hair Metal Hero himself, Chris Tyler! Join them as they discuss why they both love this film, both for its horror roots and its comedic genius.

It's another look at the early portions of the first Back to the Future film.

Have takes a magnifying glass to the first 5 minutes (or so) which introduce us to the characters, without showing us the film's stars.

Then, Dave takes to the novelization, to learn what COULD have been. Would you believe that Strickland was more Batman than Principal? How about Marty McFly versus the Atomic Bomb?

What does any of this mean? Take a listen as Dave heads back... back to the future.

We asked you to tell us your favorite all time Comic Book Movies of all time and ranked them based on your preferences. Now Paul, Scott and Bill start the countdown. In this episode, we look at the movies ranked 100 through 76.

Thank you very much to Michael Bailey, Scott Ryfun, Arthur Ratnik, Jason Sandberg, Kirk Greenfield, Mike Zummo, Jason Wood, Alan Middleton, David Pascarella, Ryan Daly, Charlie Niemeyer, Chris Tyler, Lee Busby, Andrew Leyland, Russell Bragg, Derek William Crabbe, Kim Sedano, Al Sedano, Mark Kalmbach, Kyle Benning, Jon Wilson, Theresa Pascarella, W. Blaine Dowler, Melissa Spataro, Shagg Matthews, Gene Hendricks, Michael Sciddurlo, Micheal Leyland, Derek Coward, Scott Shearer, Chris Franklin, Brian Hughes, Ian Levenstein, Zaki Hasan, Matt Hunsworth, Jason Jaconetti, Jim Dietz, Kris Keith, David Price, Jan-Roman Pikula, Tom Panarese, Luke Jaconetti, Blake Petit, Jonathan Crites, Dario Gonzalez, Ruth Sutherland, Darrin Sutherland, Dave Atteberry, Paul Smith, Christopher Warden and the Solid Gold Dancers for making this list possible!