Have a thought? Jot it down. It could get you the girl, like Spencer Howard tried to do. It could get you the big award, as Alex Stein learned. Or it could get you a few disciples, like Mav Viola.

Don't look now - three stories that will leave you surprised. Sonja Hyde takes a Norse approach to death. Matt McManus gets a surprise growing up. And Kim Kalish gets astonished by her own subconscious.

A car can be your key to freedom, or your highway to hell. Three stories about people and their whips. Sarah Kapp gets her license and runs into her worst fear. Rachel Germaine commits grand theft auto. And Bill Barol gets behind the wheel to take his wife where she needs to be.

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Get your backpack ready, we're going back to school. Rose Marziale learns how to stand up to spelling injustice. Melanie Maras builds a Japanese drama out of real life. And Jayne Entwistle stages a university epidemiological sit in.

Listen, you can't always let a pedophiliac priest get in the way of a good party. Three stories about celebration gone awry: Matteson Perry turns a kegger into an exorcism. Brittany Ross celebrates her graduation, except for one tiny detail. And John Flynn helps his boyfriend come out as gay - or tries to, at least.

Summer's here - so take a listen to these three stories that are hot, hot, hot. Marla Black gets burnt in an audition room. Greg Walloch loses his cool on a bad date. And Mary Lou gets put in a pressure cooker in the middle of summer.

They fought the law, but who won? Check out these storytellers who founds themselves cought between law and order. Brandon Burkhart commits a fake crime, but ends up in a real police car. Vicki Juditz falls victim to a crime on her doorstep. And Sam Feirstein finds out that Egyptian police do not have a sense of humor.

The Root of All Evil. Lend us some of your time, and we'll spot you three stories about making paper. Stevie Nelson learns about the cutthroat world of cosmetics. Courtney Banks dips her toes into being a dominatrix. And Alison Royer makes a poor overseas investment.

In that space between A and B, there are always some good stories. Amy Silverberg's boat ride turns sour. Jeff Simmermon finds humanity in an angry woman on a bus. and Emily Krauser tries to make the best out of a birthday/cross-country trip.

It's everyone's favorite sport. But we're gonna ruin it for you. Julia Dwyer Sullivan learns how to masturbate by ignoring her mother. Lizzie Prestel's torrid affair turns into a family affair. And Molly Fite goes on an epic mission - to lose her V-card. Who's making it all up? Let us know on Facebook or Twitter, and we might give you a shout out on air if you're right.