Two Weeks from Everywhere.

Bonus Episode! Dug steals Ryan's identity. Ryan forgets the French verb 'prendre.' The duo share their kitchen safety tips for when you have to cook the family pets.

Our very first, very special guest! Ryan convinces Dug the star war is dumb. Dug fat shames an alien, and the duo help bring about a Christmas miracle and fill the heart of the grinchiest scrooge with joy.

The duo give their very unexpected and controversial opinions on Christmas movies and music. Also, Ryan reveals the parenting secrets he learned from Gremlins, Dug proves Home Alone isn't really a Christmas movie after all, the original name for the podcast is revealed, and they finally talk about the movie they named the show after.

The duo discuss a public policy proposal for reducing time spent waiting in line, whether eating a popular breakfast staple makes you pro-choice by default, the rules for participating in delivery service orgies, and some dumb space movie you've probably never heard of.

The duo agrees on something for the first time in recorded history! They talk stand-up comics and pre-historic Scottish pottery. Plus, tips for navigating obstacles at the USPS and how to execute a precision 20-yard free kick with a hamburger.

Part two of our [Kooky] spooky Halloween spectacular! The duo discusses their favorite villains, safety tips for trick-or-treating during a plague and whether magical carnival games can grant immunity from statutory rape charges. 

Part the first of the spooktacular Halloween special! Ryan terrorizes children and argues Batman may be a fascist. Dug accidentally defends Mel Gibson. The duo gives a thorough, in-depth breakdown of the history of ancient Britain.

Wherein Dug breaks down the intricacies of the English Premier League, and Ryan can't remember the name of anything. Plus, more commentary on the many, many problems with putting fake nuts on your car.

Dug makes an announcement, and Ryan learns the reason 'mage' is a better word than 'wizard.'

The Final Episode? Ryan says something so controversial Dug is forced to end the podcast…forever!

*It was Dug's mic's turn to rebel against the podcast, so he was forced to do the entire episode whilst sitting on the toilet in a dirty gas station's bathroom stall.