Happy 2018! After a long Christmas break from the podcast we're back. This week Rory gets his ass handed to him on a platter by king and ruler of the podcast, we talk obscure fan fiction erotica and recite a disgusting Rick and Morty love scene. Stay tuned for next week when we "goahgeen".

Dear Santa,

In this EXTRA special christmas episode we attempt to talk about christmas and everything to do with it but end up just talking garbage which turns out.. we're really good at.

Merry Christmas

lots of love,

Joe and Rory xoxo

In this episode we rip off another famous podcast format this week we take on the the BBCs Desert Island Discs and get into the real Rory and his 1-Dimensional taste in music with a side of garbage talk.

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*We do not own any of this music and/or dont claim to have made it*

ALL MUSIC CREDITS TO:

Lil Pump - Gucci Gang

Warner Bros. Records

xxxtentacion - Looking For a Star

EMPIRE

Bad Vibes Forever / EMPIRE

Bring Me The Horizon - Chelsea Smile

Epitaph Records

Drake - Back To Back

UMG

Cash Money Records/Young Money Ent./Universal Rec.

Kanye West - Saint Pablo

UMG

Rock The World/IDJ/Kanye LP7

Ratchet and Clank - On Veldin (Soundtrack)

Insomniac Games

Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Under The Bridge

WMG

RHCP

The Strokes - Juicebox

[Merlin] Beggars

Rough Trade

Travis Scott - Oh My Dis Side

SME

Epic/Grand Hustle

In episode 6 of Two White Males we reinvent the concept of “would you rather” and call it moral dilemmas. This week we get into 3 classic moral dilemmas and a whole of garbage talk in-between, from Louis C.K. to Michael Jackson we cover it all. Warning this episode is not for mothers expecting Christmas presents, do not listen if you are with child and/or have own a child for the last 22 years.

Listen on iTunes:

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In this episode of Two Shite Snails we ask the age old questions of “Would you rather?” The likes of eating shit-flavour chocolate or chocolate flavoured shit (very important knowledge). Its not all tomfoolery though this week we touch on delicate topics of MOTHERZ, Smashability factor, languages and our new affiliation with Steve Jobs himself (apple podcasts)

Listen on iTunes:

itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/two-white-males/id1321389236?mt=2

In this episode we rip off another famous podcast format this week we take on the the BBCs Desert Island Discs and get into the real Rory and his 1-Dimensional taste in music with a side of garbage talk.

Listen on iTunes:

itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/two-white-males/id1321389236?mt=2

*We do not own any of this music and/or dont claim to have made it*

ALL MUSIC CREDITS TO:

Lil Pump - Gucci Gang

Warner Bros. Records

xxxtentacion - Looking For a Star

EMPIRE

Bad Vibes Forever / EMPIRE

Bring Me The Horizon - Chelsea Smile

Epitaph Records

Drake - Back To Back

UMG

Cash Money Records/Young Money Ent./Universal Rec.

Kanye West - Saint Pablo

UMG

Rock The World/IDJ/Kanye LP7

Ratchet and Clank - On Veldin (Soundtrack)

Insomniac Games

Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Under The Bridge

WMG

RHCP

The Strokes - Juicebox

[Merlin] Beggars

Rough Trade

Travis Scott - Oh My Dis Side

SME

Epic/Grand Hustle

In this episode we get down to brass tackz and go in on some major issues in the world, as of 2017. The must important being, the fried chicken epidemic and mis-appropriation of 3rd century roman cooking recipes. Its all or nothing in this episode as these two round aryan nazi sympathiser caucasian numpty-men end racism and win the world cup.

Listen on iTunes:

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In this episode we completely rip off Jake and Amirs famous podcast "If I Were You" and get into some juicy dramas to do with love, revenge and everyones favourite MASTURBATING.

Listen on iTunes:

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Listen on iTunes: itunes.apple.com/ie/podcast/two-white-males/id1321389236?mt=2