December 10, 2025

Uber Ambulance

1 hour 19 minutes

Taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, using an uber as an ambulance, and Gold, Glory, And Girls… On the net it’s a positive.

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By John Crist

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11091,109 ratings

December 10, 2025

Uber Ambulance

1 hour 19 minutes

Taking hotel pillows, Chiefs Church, using an uber as an ambulance, and Gold, Glory, And Girls… On the net it’s a positive.

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JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

12/11 - South Bend, IN

12/12 - Munhall, PA

12/13 - Johnstown, PA

12/14 - Buffalo, NY

1/23 Joliet, IL

1/24 Effingham, IL

1/25 Nashville, TN

2/20 Springfield, MO

2/22 Louisville, KY

2/26 Ithaca, NY

2/27 Reading, PA

2/28 Glenside, PA

3/1 New York, NY

3/19 Milwaukee, WI

3/20 Jackson, MI

3/21 Rockford, IL

3/22 Cedar Rapids, IA

3/27 Columbia, MO

3/28 Fayetteville, AR x2

3/29 Little Rock, AR

4/10 Stockton, CA

4/11 Anaheim, CA x2

4/12 Thousand Oaks, CA

4/17 Tucson, AZ

4/18 Houston, TX

5/2 Fort Worth, TX

5/3 Amarillo, TX

5/14 Wilmington, NC

5/15 Evans, GA

5/16 Durham, NC

5/29 Jacksonville, FL

5/30 Asheville, NC

5/31 Columbia, SC

6/4 Mobile, AL

6/5 Florence, AL

6/6 Duluth, GA

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