A UK fitness influencer thought he'd start his American tour in Portland – and immediately got a reality check courtesy of gunshots, screaming, and open-air drug markets. Welcome to liberal paradise, folks! Within 48 hours, this strong, capable guy was running for the exits after experiencing what locals have been screaming about for years while city leadership walks hand-in-hand pretending everything's peachy. Here's the kicker: Portland now has the second-highest property crime rate in the nation, 35% office vacancy rates, and Oregon leads the country in mental illness – but hey, at least they're fighting fascism with costume parties at the ICE facility, right? Meanwhile, businesses are fleeing faster than tourists discovering what 'Keep Portland Weird' really means. Is anyone surprised that when you let crime run wild and prioritize ideology over safety, people notice? What does it say about a city when even security guards need security guards? Hit subscribe if you're tired of the gaslighting – we'll keep covering what they don't want you to see while our leaders pretend urban decay is just 'vibrancy.'