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- Episode 9 - The Modern Navy
We talk about the time of "8 midnight", how Sonic dyes himself blue, sparkling water bombs, the Modern Navy, and a cafe called Aye Aye Captain on a naval base. Enjoy!
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Tim is in a Melbourne Comedy Festival lineup show on Friday April 4, Lord Give Us Laughs, featuring comics from religious backgrounds.
Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram
58 min - Episode 8 - A Pre-Emptive Strike Against the Sun
I don't understand what is going on with the show anymore. Tim seems distracted. We introduce a new segment, something about toast. There's a technical hitch. Enjoy!
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Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram
56 min - Episode 7 - Sonic's Burrow
After a more private affair in the form of Episode 6, the boys return to public life with a bang. Trying to stop us now would be like trying to put mouse cream back in the tube. We discuss how our predator is a tiger, the song 'I Believe I Can Fly', Earl Grey and much much more.
Rate, subscribe, and write into the show with segment suggestions and drivel [email protected]
Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram
45 min - Episode 5 - Who Am Office Mouse Cream?
The boys really get into their work on this episode. Tim is on the spreadsheet. Wildebeest and electromagnetism come in for discussion.
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Cabanossi Primary, Tristan's MICF show running April 10 - 12
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram
39 min - Episode 4 - And the Chinese Chicken
Your hosts are at sea, constructing a vessel which may lead to a vessel bound for the Ultimate Segment. Tristan downloads a composition from heaven, emotions run high at the end, and Sonic the Hedgehog fans take note: you're going to want to listen to this one.
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Tristan on Instagram
51 min - Episode 3 - Difficult Third Albumen
Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment. We get into The Sex Festival, carry out some meta-admin, indulge in some egg chat, and classify Pluto.
Write into the show with anything you think might be germane to the quest: [email protected]
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram
44 min - Episode 2 - Little Detailed Head Pains
Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment. Tune in for the perfunctory introductory banter, stay for a delirious USB-socket-plug-conversion anecdote.
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram
Festival show tickets:
Fancy Feast: Rundle Mall - Tristan Haze & Christina Schmidt split bill @ Adelaide Fringe, (Feb 21 - 23)
Absolute Drip Drop - Tristan solo show @ Adelaide (Feb 24)
Cabanossi Primary - Tristan at MICF (Apr 10 - 12)
58 min - Episode 1 - The Perfect Podcast
Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment.
Tim on Instagram
Tristan on Instagram
Festival show tickets:
Fancy Feast: Rundle Mall - Tristan Haze & Christina Schmidt split bill @ Adelaide Fringe, (Feb 21 - 23)
Absolute Drip Drop - Tristan solo show @ Adelaide (Feb 24)
Cabanossi Primary - Tristan at MICF (Apr 10 - 12)
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Melbourne-based comedians Timothy Knight and Tristan Haze embark on a quest to find the ultimate podcast segment.