Luke wants to make sure you know he recorded this at night and not at school. Luke would never do that. He also would never take a nap in his office. Luke also talks about how bowling can be more fun and interesting. He wishes bowling wasn't so boring all the time. He also talks about how he is a hypocrite. He talks about how a former fond person of his completely turned his life around by comparing him to Toby Flenderson from the Office. Luke also talks about how petty he is behind the wheel and how he needs to stop getting so mad all the time for no reason. He expresses how he needs to have a good attitude all the time no matter what. He also talks about the nice weather that is happening in the midwest right now just to keep his southern, northern, and western listeners up to date. He doesn't care about his eastern listeners though. Just so they know.