We missed you! Here’s what we’ve been up to off air and what to look forward to in season 2!

It’s spooky day so we had to share this repressed and traumatic tale with everyone!

We do want to apologize there is a few glitches we can seem to get them edited out without completely redoing the whole episode but we don’t want it to sound scripted doing it a second time.

Lauren gets harassed by an angry old man at an estate sale while Lacie goes on a date with literally the ultimate Kyle.

Lacie gets creeped on by an elderly man about Lubes and toys while Lauren deals with a mom and pop restaurant owner who fucking sucks.

THE BIG 10! Dogs try to attack Walter & Lacie finally tells tales of the pharmacy Karen. Disclaimer: sorry Lauren sounds funky sometimes. She had to improvise and record in her car. 💪💕 Lacie also does not want to fuck dogs, she can’t form sentences properly sometimes. Plz forgive her.

Lacie fights off a Karen and a cold and Lauren had 2 Karen’s 2 chads and 1 pair of brass knuckles

A grandma gets scammed by fake news and a 10 year long harassment over nothing.

Both Lacie and Lauren deal with illegal activities. Fun times all around.

This episode is going to hurt your heart and your nipples.