This devastatingly sad song required a guest host for this one, fam.

We explore the possible implications of what the narrative voice of this classic is REALLY saying.

We did zero research here. Like, absolutely none whatsoever.

We are unsure if this trend will continue.

Yeah we really just slammed this one together last-minute. Won't disrespect you with a thorough preview, other than to tease that this song may not be about what you THINK it's about....

(Did that work?)

Add description here. C'mon, man. It's not rocket surgery. Just include a little bit of teaser-ish information about this world-renowned episode, but do not--under any circumstances--type something that suggests a Jamaican accent.

We offer our very limited knowledge of reggae and Bob Marley's legacy, a NEW jingle/feature, and a Sandwich Time that includes more completely licensed clips, approved by their respective artists.

The analysis gets SOO-per deep. Rob gets uncomfortable, but he later comes up with a stellar outro punchline.

Or did he? Find out what these drunk brothers come up with in the final ten minutes or so. You do NOT want to miss this level of tomfoolery!

To celebrate our TENTH amateurish episode, we decided to bring the HEAT in this chat that begins with the song you can already see above this description.

Sure, we offer all your favorites: jingles, fake commercials, side-splitting banter...but what you're A) about to listen to, B) listening to, or C) will never hear because you've moved on and maybe so should we... is, like, 6% better than usual.

We got Mitch Hedberg references.

We got deep analysis of lyrics.

We got...an anecdote featuring a racist Italian waiter...(?)

The universe is something like 8 million years old, and you're living at the same time we're making this podcast.

Better luck next time, fam.

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Autumn slash Fall is upon us, so regardless of the state of mental health for any of us, none of us can accurately link our demeanor to the summer.

In this whirlwind episode, Rob takes a stab at one of the show's longstanding staples, and Steve gets a lot of things wrong in a very short amount of time toward the end.

Mixed within all that is the longest lyric analysis of this podcast's illustrious history. You won't want to miss these hosts' take on the absurdity of the third verse!

All in all, among the nonsense, you will at least be reminded that Joan Jett is/was an absolute BADASS! Electric Guitar Emoji!!!

Strap in, dear listeners! You're one click away from experiencing the greatest episode of this, or any, podcast in the history of time.

Sandwiched by? check.

Song Analysis jingle? check

Trivia jingle? check

Excessive use of a cartoonish horn to mask the identity of a future episode's starter song after Rob thinks we've stopped recording? check-o-slovakia!

Sure, Rob and Steve have yet to solve the audible problem of talking over one another, but don't let such a miniscule, albeit annoying, attribute be your reason for missing out on this (far from) award-winning episode of digitized gibberish. Amid chatter about obscure mid-century films, predictions for the afterlife, speculation on early rock n' roll marketing strategies, and the fate of laserdiscs, Rob and Steve hold nothing back as they occasionally discuss this quote ultimate prom ballad unquote.

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This episode demonstrates some of the best features of this podcast, such as the fact that the hosts aren't pretentious enough to do "research" or "learn how to use editing software." At first, Rob and Steve spend some time on the song, its lyrics, and Iggy Pop. Then, they smoothly segue to teens' usage of "raw dog," the five senses, and the directorial works by Martin Scorsese. It's basically everything you could ever want from all other podcasts put into 66 tight minutes of listening bliss.

The song analysis jingle debuts as well. Fans and reviewers are destined to declare that this became a landmark moment in the success of what will eventually be proven to be the longest running podcast ever*.

Post your compliments and individual favorite moments or features to our exhilarating social media presence!

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Recent accolades: (MOM loves this pod!!)

1) MaKeBeLiEvE Online Magazine named UMM the "#1 podcast in all the land [and sea]"**

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**This periodical has since folded; no need to verify this. Their site is nowhere to be found.

Some songs are what the kids call "scary good." Others, at least for one co-host, are just "scary." Rob and Steve explore the content and context of Song #103, Alanis Morrisette's "You Oughta Know" by delving into the minds of both hypothetical people during, and after, a break-up.

Does this episode offer the same amount of brotherly banter that you, dearest listener, have come to expect? (We shrug.) We never quite know where the conversation's going to go. For example, Rob creates an opportunity to squeeze in the word "circumlocutory," and Steve suggests we spend a grand total of zero time correcting the millions of things we've gotten wrong on previous episodes. We love that you're listening that closely! Keep those comments and emails coming!

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You think you know CCR? Strap in because Rob puts on a podcasting CLINIC throughout this gem as he shares literally anything you would ever need to know about the rock group.

Except...we reveal that, between the two of us, we can only name one member: John Fogerty.

We never called ourselves experts, fam.

Between the addition of audio clips and totally real commercial breaks, we eventually cover the natural interconnectedness of anti-war lyricism, Mariah Carey, and participation trophies.

Seriously. These chats are staggeringly revealing.

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Rob and Steve gush on Prince, examine potential implications of the lyrics to "Kiss," and clearly try to avoid hot-button issues. As a result, they end up talking about Sinead O'Connor, Bill Hader, Daniel Day-Lewis, and the power of words (among other nonsense). Yeah, there are a few instances of garbled audio, but we're getting a little better, right? The uncut version was over 100 minutes. Steve's now considering becoming a professional editor.

If nothing else, it might be fun to count the number of times we exemplify what it's like to have ADD as an adult.

Our first advertisers sneak in a blurb for "Cursing Light." Click LIKE or the HEART or whatever once you find out which real brand name we added to this fictitious product.

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