Keelan wonders what would happen to cartoons if we started believing in them and Adam tells the story of the most interesting Rube in baseball.

Adam spreads ancient myths about serpents next to water and Keelan declares the official color of the podcast: long.

Keelan discusses his experiences investing in NFTs and War Planets, while Adam recalls collections of the past and present.

Adam orders a Chanel No. 5, no pulp, and Keelan learns to shave by watching Full Metal Jacket

Keelan recalls a beloved cat friend he met on a holiday and Adam explains two of the most coveted prizes of the intellectual world.

Keelan admonishes his father's Speedo body and Adam tells the tale of Diar DeRozan, dino dad DeMar DeRozan's daughter.

Keelan tells us how to make a strawberry levitate and Adam falls into a ring of fire

Keelan asks an AI if it wants a body and Adam fails the Turing test.

Keelan investigates the case for giants and Adam plays a new game called You Shouldn't Say That

Keelan makes a difficult decision about being either a cube or a blob and Adam proposes a Tuesday Night Fever so you can keep your weekend open.