As the title states, f*ck those kids. The older I get the more I feel like the role of being a mother gets pushed unto me, and I get it. However, being on this self love and acceptance journey has revealed to me that right now I'm in my prime. And personally, that prime does not involve any little humans that carry half my genetics running rampant on this earth. For all my 20 somethings that relate, put your lighter in the air.