Tears 4 Curbs. Millennium Dome Bargains. Boa Morte resurrection. Gest whacks off Elton and plenty more utter bollocks.

Happy New year. We've got a quiz, a northern XI, mass baptisms in the football league and something cheesy.

Episode 12!...we are getting festive with a Christmas XI. Ceramic sex toys, knob origins, angry Kangas and a bit of serious football talk.

This week we have a Florida Man (and woman) themed quiz, a Dance XI, air hostess escorts and plenty of nonsense as usual.

UFOs, aliens in 90s boy band clothing, perverted military personel and David Icke's cosmic spuds. Dave has been to Portugal and Luke has become a Moldovan football expert.

Luke and Dave are BACK! Midget Bus Drivers, Brian Harvey, serious football talk and justice for dad's alpacas

Big Sausage Pizza Special

We're back! Things are slowly returning back to normal, apart from the utter bollocks we talk on this podcast. Chip related headlines, profanasaurus quiz and a Holiday XI

Luke and Dave are back again, a hung horse in Alabama makes an appearance along with annoying chemists, politics and books!

Luke and Dave talk hedgehog attacks, succulent all you can eat buffets, Wigan Athletic and basketball's origins