UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR 

Buckle up for a wild ride through the archives of The Howard Stern Show! This show dives headfirst into the outrageous and unforgettable calls of Eric the Actor, the show's iconic "Wack Pack" member. We'll listen to every single one, from his first tentative dial-in to his later, more passionate rants. Join us as we dissect Eric's high-pitched pleas, celebrity obsessions ("American Idol" anyone?), and hilarious (and sometimes heartbreaking) interactions with Howard and the crew. Prepare for laughter, cringe, and a deep dive into a pop culture phenomenon that continues to fascinate fans to this day. Eric Lynch aka Eric the Actor/Midget was and still is the greatest entertainer that ever existed. This show is a breakdown of his work, his amazing calls to Howard Stern and the Stern Show, chronologically. Not a single call will be skipped. With commentary from KC Day, DJ Electra Fry and Luigi Greenberg.

🚀 Welcome to HackRide Studios – Where the Wack Pack Gets UNBOXED! 🎉

Dive into the wild, wacky, and utterly unpredictable universe of the Howard Stern Wack Pack with our UNBOXING series! 🎙️📦 We crack open the lore, chaos, and legendary moments of Stern’s most iconic characters—no bubble wrap needed.

🔥 UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR

Meet Eric Lynch, the crankiest (and most lovable) superfan-turned-legend! From "Ack ack!" meltdowns to his unforgettable feuds, we unpack Eric’s journey from random caller to Stern Show royalty.

👽 UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN

Intergalactic philosopher? Cult leader? Snapple enthusiast? We dissect Riley’s out-of-this-world tales, Bâ'hai wisdom, and why he’ll always owe us $2.50.

👯♂️ UNBOXING THE JESUS TWINS

Blonde wigs, messiah complexes, and zero chill—we unravel the holy chaos of Jason and Christian’s quest to save Howard (whether he likes it or not).

💎 UNBOXING GOLDUST

Glitter, obsession, and way too much Howard merch. Discover why Goldie’s golden obsession with Stern still shines bright (and weird).

PLUS! We’ve got EVEN MORE WACK on our members-only YouTube & Patreon! Dive deeper into the madness, uncensored and unhinged, at HackRide Studios!

👇 SUBSCRIBE NOW 👇

YouTube: @HackRide

Patreon: HackRide Studios

🔥 Hit that bell, join the ride, and let’s keep the Wack Pack ALIVE! 🔥

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"Unboxing Riley Martin" chronicles the bizarre, unforgettable saga of Riley Martin—Howard Stern’s most delusional (and endearing) UFO prophet. For decades, Riley hijacked the Stern Show with tales of alien abduction, interstellar welfare scams, and his self-published Biavian Bible, a book only he (and maybe a few Sildarians) understood. This podcast exhaustively catalogs every on-air moment, from his early ’90s debut—babbling about spaceships shaped like “two turtles copulating”—to his later years as a tin-foil-hatted merch mogul peddling “Biavian” wisdom to skeptics and suckers.

Riley’s genius wasn’t just in his absurdity; it was his unwavering commitment to the bit. Whether he was feuding with Artie Lange over “space copyright law” or claiming his alien overlords stiffed him on royalties, he turned extraterrestrial grift into radio gold. Episodes unpack his cult-like following, nonsensical rants, and the tragicomic hubris of a man who genuinely believed he was the victim… in a feud with literal aliens.

A time capsule of Stern’s chaos era, the show lets Riley’s own words—equal parts Shakespearean soliloquy and gas station prophecy—shine. Subversive, strange, and strangely poignant, it’s the definitive autopsy of a career built on Martian tall tales.

Subscribe for the full Riley experience: delusions included, tinfoil sold separately.

🚀 Welcome to HackRide Studios – Where the Wack Pack Gets UNBOXED! 🎉

Dive into the wild, wacky, and utterly unpredictable universe of the Howard Stern Wack Pack with our UNBOXING series! 🎙️📦 We crack open the lore, chaos, and legendary moments of Stern’s most iconic characters—no bubble wrap needed.

🔥 UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR

Meet Eric Lynch, the crankiest (and most lovable) superfan-turned-legend! From "Ack ack!" meltdowns to his unforgettable feuds, we unpack Eric’s journey from random caller to Stern Show royalty.

👽 UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN

Intergalactic philosopher? Cult leader? Snapple enthusiast? We dissect Riley’s out-of-this-world tales, Bâ'hai wisdom, and why he’ll always owe us $2.50.

👯♂️ UNBOXING THE JESUS TWINS

Blonde wigs, messiah complexes, and zero chill—we unravel the holy chaos of Jason and Christian’s quest to save Howard (whether he likes it or not).

💎 UNBOXING GOLDUST

Glitter, obsession, and way too much Howard merch. Discover why Goldie’s golden obsession with Stern still shines bright (and weird).

PLUS! We’ve got EVEN MORE WACK on our members-only YouTube & Patreon! Dive deeper into the madness, uncensored and unhinged, at HackRide Studios!

👇 SUBSCRIBE NOW 👇

YouTube: @HackRide

Patreon: HackRide Studios

🔥 Hit that bell, join the ride, and let’s keep the Wack Pack ALIVE! 🔥

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR 

Buckle up for a wild ride through the archives of The Howard Stern Show! This show dives headfirst into the outrageous and unforgettable calls of Eric the Actor, the show's iconic "Wack Pack" member. We'll listen to every single one, from his first tentative dial-in to his later, more passionate rants. Join us as we dissect Eric's high-pitched pleas, celebrity obsessions ("American Idol" anyone?), and hilarious (and sometimes heartbreaking) interactions with Howard and the crew. Prepare for laughter, cringe, and a deep dive into a pop culture phenomenon that continues to fascinate fans to this day. Eric Lynch aka Eric the Actor/Midget was and still is the greatest entertainer that ever existed. This show is a breakdown of his work, his amazing calls to Howard Stern and the Stern Show, chronologically. Not a single call will be skipped. With commentary from KC Day, DJ Electra Fry and Luigi Greenberg.

🚀 Welcome to HackRide Studios – Where the Wack Pack Gets UNBOXED! 🎉

Dive into the wild, wacky, and utterly unpredictable universe of the Howard Stern Wack Pack with our UNBOXING series! 🎙️📦 We crack open the lore, chaos, and legendary moments of Stern’s most iconic characters—no bubble wrap needed.

🔥 UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR

Meet Eric Lynch, the crankiest (and most lovable) superfan-turned-legend! From "Ack ack!" meltdowns to his unforgettable feuds, we unpack Eric’s journey from random caller to Stern Show royalty.

👽 UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN

Intergalactic philosopher? Cult leader? Snapple enthusiast? We dissect Riley’s out-of-this-world tales, Bâ'hai wisdom, and why he’ll always owe us $2.50.

👯♂️ UNBOXING THE JESUS TWINS

Blonde wigs, messiah complexes, and zero chill—we unravel the holy chaos of Jason and Christian’s quest to save Howard (whether he likes it or not).

💎 UNBOXING GOLDUST

Glitter, obsession, and way too much Howard merch. Discover why Goldie’s golden obsession with Stern still shines bright (and weird).

PLUS! We’ve got EVEN MORE WACK on our members-only YouTube & Patreon! Dive deeper into the madness, uncensored and unhinged, at HackRide Studios!

👇 SUBSCRIBE NOW 👇

YouTube: @HackRide

Patreon: HackRide Studios

🔥 Hit that bell, join the ride, and let’s keep the Wack Pack ALIVE! 🔥

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Unboxing Bigfoot — a tragicomedy most strange, wherein the wild man Mark of Shaw, known to knaves and nobles as Bigfoot, is drawn forth from the misty woodlands of Vermont by decree of the great scribe and jester-king, Howard Stern. ‘Twas Stern who, with mirth and madness, did bid the beast speak, unleashing upon the realm tales of Cadillacs undone, transsexual entanglements, and lawmen befuddled by his truth-slurred tongue. And aye, 'tis true—he once did place his wandering finger upon his trusting mailman, an act sung in whispers and restraining orders alike.

Now enter our chorus: Sir Luigi Greenberg, whose appetite for cold steak is matched only by his wit; Lord KC Day, bringer of happy smoke and seeker of clarity in chaos; and the fair enchantress Lady DJ Electra, whose breasteeses shine like twin moons o’er madness. These three noble fools do brave the tale in earnest, recounting every visit, every call, every cursed court proceeding, in reverent jest. For though Bigfoot be oft taken advantage of, and oft his tale dismissed, we say unto thee: let not this legend vanish into fog. For in this tale lies madness, majesty... and a mailbox forever changed, it is.

Riley’s genius wasn’t just in his absurdity; it was his unwavering commitment to the bit. Whether he was feuding with Artie Lange over “space copyright law” or claiming his alien overlords stiffed him on royalties, he turned extraterrestrial grift into radio gold. Episodes unpack his cult-like following, nonsensical rants, and the tragicomic hubris of a man who genuinely believed he was the victim… in a feud with literal aliens.

A time capsule of Stern’s chaos era, the show lets Riley’s own words—equal parts Shakespearean soliloquy and gas station prophecy—shine. Subversive, strange, and strangely poignant, it’s the definitive autopsy of a career built on Martian tall tales.

Subscribe for the full Riley experience: delusions included, tinfoil sold separately.

Now enter our chorus: Sir Luigi Greenberg, whose appetite for cold steak is matched only by his wit; Lord KC Day, bringer of happy smoke and seeker of clarity in chaos; and the fair enchantress Lady DJ Electra, whose breasteeses shine like twin moons o’er madness. These three noble fools do brave the tale in earnest, recounting every visit, every call, every cursed court proceeding, in reverent jest. For though Bigfoot be oft taken advantage of, and oft his tale dismissed, we say unto thee: let not this legend vanish into fog. For in this tale lies madness, majesty... and a mailbox forever changed, it is.

Riley’s genius wasn’t just in his absurdity; it was his unwavering commitment to the bit. Whether he was feuding with Artie Lange over “space copyright law” or claiming his alien overlords stiffed him on royalties, he turned extraterrestrial grift into radio gold. Episodes unpack his cult-like following, nonsensical rants, and the tragicomic hubris of a man who genuinely believed he was the victim… in a feud with literal aliens.

A time capsule of Stern’s chaos era, the show lets Riley’s own words—equal parts Shakespearean soliloquy and gas station prophecy—shine. Subversive, strange, and strangely poignant, it’s the definitive autopsy of a career built on Martian tall tales.

Subscribe for the full Riley experience: delusions included, tinfoil sold separately.

🚀 Welcome to HackRide Studios – Where the Wack Pack Gets UNBOXED! 🎉

Dive into the wild, wacky, and utterly unpredictable universe of the Howard Stern Wack Pack with our UNBOXING series! 🎙️📦 We crack open the lore, chaos, and legendary moments of Stern’s most iconic characters—no bubble wrap needed.

🔥 UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR

Meet Eric Lynch, the crankiest (and most lovable) superfan-turned-legend! From "Ack ack!" meltdowns to his unforgettable feuds, we unpack Eric’s journey from random caller to Stern Show royalty.

👽 UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN

Intergalactic philosopher? Cult leader? Snapple enthusiast? We dissect Riley’s out-of-this-world tales, Bâ'hai wisdom, and why he’ll always owe us $2.50.

👯♂️ UNBOXING THE JESUS TWINS

Blonde wigs, messiah complexes, and zero chill—we unravel the holy chaos of Jason and Christian’s quest to save Howard (whether he likes it or not).

💎 UNBOXING GOLDUST

Glitter, obsession, and way too much Howard merch. Discover why Goldie’s golden obsession with Stern still shines bright (and weird).

PLUS! We’ve got EVEN MORE WACK on our members-only YouTube & Patreon! Dive deeper into the madness, uncensored and unhinged, at HackRide Studios!

👇 SUBSCRIBE NOW 👇

YouTube: @HackRide

Patreon: HackRide Studios

🔥 Hit that bell, join the ride, and let’s keep the Wack Pack ALIVE! 🔥

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR 

Buckle up for a wild ride through the archives of The Howard Stern Show! This show dives headfirst into the outrageous and unforgettable calls of Eric the Actor, the show's iconic "Wack Pack" member. We'll listen to every single one, from his first tentative dial-in to his later, more passionate rants. Join us as we dissect Eric's high-pitched pleas, celebrity obsessions ("American Idol" anyone?), and hilarious (and sometimes heartbreaking) interactions with Howard and the crew. Prepare for laughter, cringe, and a deep dive into a pop culture phenomenon that continues to fascinate fans to this day. Eric Lynch aka Eric the Actor/Midget was and still is the greatest entertainer that ever existed. This show is a breakdown of his work, his amazing calls to Howard Stern and the Stern Show, chronologically. Not a single call will be skipped. With commentary from KC Day, DJ Electra Fry and Luigi Greenberg.

🚀 Welcome to HackRide Studios – Where the Wack Pack Gets UNBOXED! 🎉

Dive into the wild, wacky, and utterly unpredictable universe of the Howard Stern Wack Pack with our UNBOXING series! 🎙️📦 We crack open the lore, chaos, and legendary moments of Stern’s most iconic characters—no bubble wrap needed.

🔥 UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR

Meet Eric Lynch, the crankiest (and most lovable) superfan-turned-legend! From "Ack ack!" meltdowns to his unforgettable feuds, we unpack Eric’s journey from random caller to Stern Show royalty.

👽 UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN

Intergalactic philosopher? Cult leader? Snapple enthusiast? We dissect Riley’s out-of-this-world tales, Bâ'hai wisdom, and why he’ll always owe us $2.50.

👯♂️ UNBOXING THE JESUS TWINS

Blonde wigs, messiah complexes, and zero chill—we unravel the holy chaos of Jason and Christian’s quest to save Howard (whether he likes it or not).

💎 UNBOXING GOLDUST

Glitter, obsession, and way too much Howard merch. Discover why Goldie’s golden obsession with Stern still shines bright (and weird).

PLUS! We’ve got EVEN MORE WACK on our members-only YouTube & Patreon! Dive deeper into the madness, uncensored and unhinged, at HackRide Studios!

👇 SUBSCRIBE NOW 👇

YouTube: @HackRide

Patreon: HackRide Studios

🔥 Hit that bell, join the ride, and let’s keep the Wack Pack ALIVE! 🔥

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

"Unboxing Riley Martin" chronicles the bizarre, unforgettable saga of Riley Martin—Howard Stern’s most delusional (and endearing) UFO prophet. For decades, Riley hijacked the Stern Show with tales of alien abduction, interstellar welfare scams, and his self-published Biavian Bible, a book only he (and maybe a few Sildarians) understood. This podcast exhaustively catalogs every on-air moment, from his early ’90s debut—babbling about spaceships shaped like “two turtles copulating”—to his later years as a tin-foil-hatted merch mogul peddling “Biavian” wisdom to skeptics and suckers.

Riley’s genius wasn’t just in his absurdity; it was his unwavering commitment to the bit. Whether he was feuding with Artie Lange over “space copyright law” or claiming his alien overlords stiffed him on royalties, he turned extraterrestrial grift into radio gold. Episodes unpack his cult-like following, nonsensical rants, and the tragicomic hubris of a man who genuinely believed he was the victim… in a feud with literal aliens.

A time capsule of Stern’s chaos era, the show lets Riley’s own words—equal parts Shakespearean soliloquy and gas station prophecy—shine. Subversive, strange, and strangely poignant, it’s the definitive autopsy of a career built on Martian tall tales.

Subscribe for the full Riley experience: delusions included, tinfoil sold separately.

🚀 Welcome to HackRide Studios – Where the Wack Pack Gets UNBOXED! 🎉

Dive into the wild, wacky, and utterly unpredictable universe of the Howard Stern Wack Pack with our UNBOXING series! 🎙️📦 We crack open the lore, chaos, and legendary moments of Stern’s most iconic characters—no bubble wrap needed.

🔥 UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR

Meet Eric Lynch, the crankiest (and most lovable) superfan-turned-legend! From "Ack ack!" meltdowns to his unforgettable feuds, we unpack Eric’s journey from random caller to Stern Show royalty.

👽 UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN

Intergalactic philosopher? Cult leader? Snapple enthusiast? We dissect Riley’s out-of-this-world tales, Bâ'hai wisdom, and why he’ll always owe us $2.50.

👯♂️ UNBOXING THE JESUS TWINS

Blonde wigs, messiah complexes, and zero chill—we unravel the holy chaos of Jason and Christian’s quest to save Howard (whether he likes it or not).

💎 UNBOXING GOLDUST

Glitter, obsession, and way too much Howard merch. Discover why Goldie’s golden obsession with Stern still shines bright (and weird).

PLUS! We’ve got EVEN MORE WACK on our members-only YouTube & Patreon! Dive deeper into the madness, uncensored and unhinged, at HackRide Studios!

👇 SUBSCRIBE NOW 👇

YouTube: @HackRide

Patreon: HackRide Studios

🔥 Hit that bell, join the ride, and let’s keep the Wack Pack ALIVE! 🔥

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR 

Buckle up for a wild ride through the archives of The Howard Stern Show! This show dives headfirst into the outrageous and unforgettable calls of Eric the Actor, the show's iconic "Wack Pack" member. We'll listen to every single one, from his first tentative dial-in to his later, more passionate rants. Join us as we dissect Eric's high-pitched pleas, celebrity obsessions ("American Idol" anyone?), and hilarious (and sometimes heartbreaking) interactions with Howard and the crew. Prepare for laughter, cringe, and a deep dive into a pop culture phenomenon that continues to fascinate fans to this day. Eric Lynch aka Eric the Actor/Midget was and still is the greatest entertainer that ever existed. This show is a breakdown of his work, his amazing calls to Howard Stern and the Stern Show, chronologically. Not a single call will be skipped. With commentary from KC Day, DJ Electra Fry and Luigi Greenberg.

🚀 Welcome to HackRide Studios – Where the Wack Pack Gets UNBOXED! 🎉

Dive into the wild, wacky, and utterly unpredictable universe of the Howard Stern Wack Pack with our UNBOXING series! 🎙️📦 We crack open the lore, chaos, and legendary moments of Stern’s most iconic characters—no bubble wrap needed.

🔥 UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR

Meet Eric Lynch, the crankiest (and most lovable) superfan-turned-legend! From "Ack ack!" meltdowns to his unforgettable feuds, we unpack Eric’s journey from random caller to Stern Show royalty.

👽 UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN

Intergalactic philosopher? Cult leader? Snapple enthusiast? We dissect Riley’s out-of-this-world tales, Bâ'hai wisdom, and why he’ll always owe us $2.50.

👯♂️ UNBOXING THE JESUS TWINS

Blonde wigs, messiah complexes, and zero chill—we unravel the holy chaos of Jason and Christian’s quest to save Howard (whether he likes it or not).

💎 UNBOXING GOLDUST

Glitter, obsession, and way too much Howard merch. Discover why Goldie’s golden obsession with Stern still shines bright (and weird).

PLUS! We’ve got EVEN MORE WACK on our members-only YouTube & Patreon! Dive deeper into the madness, uncensored and unhinged, at HackRide Studios!

👇 SUBSCRIBE NOW 👇

YouTube: @HackRide

Patreon: HackRide Studios

🔥 Hit that bell, join the ride, and let’s keep the Wack Pack ALIVE! 🔥

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Unboxing Bigfoot — a tragicomedy most strange, wherein the wild man Mark of Shaw, known to knaves and nobles as Bigfoot, is drawn forth from the misty woodlands of Vermont by decree of the great scribe and jester-king, Howard Stern. ‘Twas Stern who, with mirth and madness, did bid the beast speak, unleashing upon the realm tales of Cadillacs undone, transsexual entanglements, and lawmen befuddled by his truth-slurred tongue. And aye, 'tis true—he once did place his wandering finger upon his trusting mailman, an act sung in whispers and restraining orders alike.

Now enter our chorus: Sir Luigi Greenberg, whose appetite for cold steak is matched only by his wit; Lord KC Day, bringer of happy smoke and seeker of clarity in chaos; and the fair enchantress Lady DJ Electra, whose breasteeses shine like twin moons o’er madness. These three noble fools do brave the tale in earnest, recounting every visit, every call, every cursed court proceeding, in reverent jest. For though Bigfoot be oft taken advantage of, and oft his tale dismissed, we say unto thee: let not this legend vanish into fog. For in this tale lies madness, majesty... and a mailbox forever changed, it is. 

🚀 Welcome to HackRide Studios – Where the Wack Pack Gets UNBOXED! 🎉

Dive into the wild, wacky, and utterly unpredictable universe of the Howard Stern Wack Pack with our UNBOXING series! 🎙️📦 We crack open the lore, chaos, and legendary moments of Stern’s most iconic characters—no bubble wrap needed.

🔥 UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR

Meet Eric Lynch, the crankiest (and most lovable) superfan-turned-legend! From "Ack ack!" meltdowns to his unforgettable feuds, we unpack Eric’s journey from random caller to Stern Show royalty.

👽 UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN

Intergalactic philosopher? Cult leader? Snapple enthusiast? We dissect Riley’s out-of-this-world tales, Bâ'hai wisdom, and why he’ll always owe us $2.50.

👯♂️ UNBOXING THE JESUS TWINS

Blonde wigs, messiah complexes, and zero chill—we unravel the holy chaos of Jason and Christian’s quest to save Howard (whether he likes it or not).

💎 UNBOXING GOLDUST

Glitter, obsession, and way too much Howard merch. Discover why Goldie’s golden obsession with Stern still shines bright (and weird).

PLUS! We’ve got EVEN MORE WACK on our members-only YouTube & Patreon! Dive deeper into the madness, uncensored and unhinged, at HackRide Studios!

👇 SUBSCRIBE NOW 👇

YouTube: @HackRide

Patreon: HackRide Studios

🔥 Hit that bell, join the ride, and let’s keep the Wack Pack ALIVE! 🔥

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR 

Buckle up for a wild ride through the archives of The Howard Stern Show! This show dives headfirst into the outrageous and unforgettable calls of Eric the Actor, the show's iconic "Wack Pack" member. We'll listen to every single one, from his first tentative dial-in to his later, more passionate rants. Join us as we dissect Eric's high-pitched pleas, celebrity obsessions ("American Idol" anyone?), and hilarious (and sometimes heartbreaking) interactions with Howard and the crew. Prepare for laughter, cringe, and a deep dive into a pop culture phenomenon that continues to fascinate fans to this day. Eric Lynch aka Eric the Actor/Midget was and still is the greatest entertainer that ever existed. This show is a breakdown of his work, his amazing calls to Howard Stern and the Stern Show, chronologically. Not a single call will be skipped. With commentary from KC Day, DJ Electra Fry and Luigi Greenberg.

🚀 Welcome to HackRide Studios – Where the Wack Pack Gets UNBOXED! 🎉

Dive into the wild, wacky, and utterly unpredictable universe of the Howard Stern Wack Pack with our UNBOXING series! 🎙️📦 We crack open the lore, chaos, and legendary moments of Stern’s most iconic characters—no bubble wrap needed.

🔥 UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR

Meet Eric Lynch, the crankiest (and most lovable) superfan-turned-legend! From "Ack ack!" meltdowns to his unforgettable feuds, we unpack Eric’s journey from random caller to Stern Show royalty.

👽 UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN

Intergalactic philosopher? Cult leader? Snapple enthusiast? We dissect Riley’s out-of-this-world tales, Bâ'hai wisdom, and why he’ll always owe us $2.50.

👯♂️ UNBOXING THE JESUS TWINS

Blonde wigs, messiah complexes, and zero chill—we unravel the holy chaos of Jason and Christian’s quest to save Howard (whether he likes it or not).

💎 UNBOXING GOLDUST

Glitter, obsession, and way too much Howard merch. Discover why Goldie’s golden obsession with Stern still shines bright (and weird).

PLUS! We’ve got EVEN MORE WACK on our members-only YouTube & Patreon! Dive deeper into the madness, uncensored and unhinged, at HackRide Studios!

👇 SUBSCRIBE NOW 👇

YouTube: @HackRide

Patreon: HackRide Studios

🔥 Hit that bell, join the ride, and let’s keep the Wack Pack ALIVE! 🔥

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

"Unboxing Riley Martin" chronicles the bizarre, unforgettable saga of Riley Martin—Howard Stern’s most delusional (and endearing) UFO prophet. For decades, Riley hijacked the Stern Show with tales of alien abduction, interstellar welfare scams, and his self-published Biavian Bible, a book only he (and maybe a few Sildarians) understood. This podcast exhaustively catalogs every on-air moment, from his early ’90s debut—babbling about spaceships shaped like “two turtles copulating”—to his later years as a tin-foil-hatted merch mogul peddling “Biavian” wisdom to skeptics and suckers.

Riley’s genius wasn’t just in his absurdity; it was his unwavering commitment to the bit. Whether he was feuding with Artie Lange over “space copyright law” or claiming his alien overlords stiffed him on royalties, he turned extraterrestrial grift into radio gold. Episodes unpack his cult-like following, nonsensical rants, and the tragicomic hubris of a man who genuinely believed he was the victim… in a feud with literal aliens.

A time capsule of Stern’s chaos era, the show lets Riley’s own words—equal parts Shakespearean soliloquy and gas station prophecy—shine. Subversive, strange, and strangely poignant, it’s the definitive autopsy of a career built on Martian tall tales.

Subscribe for the full Riley experience: delusions included, tinfoil sold separately.

🚀 Welcome to HackRide Studios – Where the Wack Pack Gets UNBOXED! 🎉

Dive into the wild, wacky, and utterly unpredictable universe of the Howard Stern Wack Pack with our UNBOXING series! 🎙️📦 We crack open the lore, chaos, and legendary moments of Stern’s most iconic characters—no bubble wrap needed.

🔥 UNBOXING ERIC THE ACTOR

Meet Eric Lynch, the crankiest (and most lovable) superfan-turned-legend! From "Ack ack!" meltdowns to his unforgettable feuds, we unpack Eric’s journey from random caller to Stern Show royalty.

👽 UNBOXING RILEY MARTIN

Intergalactic philosopher? Cult leader? Snapple enthusiast? We dissect Riley’s out-of-this-world tales, Bâ'hai wisdom, and why he’ll always owe us $2.50.

👯♂️ UNBOXING THE JESUS TWINS

Blonde wigs, messiah complexes, and zero chill—we unravel the holy chaos of Jason and Christian’s quest to save Howard (whether he likes it or not).

💎 UNBOXING GOLDUST

Glitter, obsession, and way too much Howard merch. Discover why Goldie’s golden obsession with Stern still shines bright (and weird).

PLUS! We’ve got EVEN MORE WACK on our members-only YouTube & Patreon! Dive deeper into the madness, uncensored and unhinged, at HackRide Studios!

👇 SUBSCRIBE NOW 👇

YouTube: @HackRide

Patreon: HackRide Studios

🔥 Hit that bell, join the ride, and let’s keep the Wack Pack ALIVE! 🔥

Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands

Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy