Howdy, partner! Saddle on up to a wild new episode of Unbuilt where we take a deep dive into Marc Davis' long-lost classic Western River Expedition, which was slated to become the east coast's variation of Pirates of the Caribbean until guests asked... "hey, where's Pirates of the Caribbean?" Find out all about it with a side of cornbread, beans and uncomfortable racism!

Much apologies about a lack of a full episode this week, but we have a big one next week! For now, enjoy an EXTRA long trip report where we discuss Ryan O'Reilly's trip to Northern California where he goes to the Walt Disney Family Museum, the Winchester Mystery House and more! 

Merry Julymas! I offered Dorman to force me to watch a movie so he chose the 2007 Walt Disney Pictures-co-produced Chinese film "The Secret of the Magic Gourd" with a really awkward English dub starring High School Musical's Corbin Bleu. 

CHRISTMAS IN JULY SONG:

Start your engines, y'all! This week we bear and grin it with a look at Critter Country 500: a plan by WDI in the mid-90s to salvage Disneyland's Country Bear Jamboree with a racing dark ride retrofit based on Hanna-Barbera's Wacky Races! Plus we discuss Disneyland's 67th birthday!

Pull down on your over-the-shoulder restraint, today we take a look at several unbuilt roller coaster concepts, including a figure-eight loop, a gyro coaster, a surfing zipline and even a towering monstrosity named the PolerCoaster! Plus we chat about the recently (barely) opened Lost Island Theme Park!

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We wrap up looking at the first version of Islands of Adventure by exploring an entire packed land filled with the wacky characters straight from outta Termite Terrace alongside a Popeye dinner show, a crazier version of Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls and... a Mr. Magoo bumper car ride?! I say, boy, I say, you better listen!

The first part of a two-part series where we step into the second gate at Universal Orlando before Islands of Adventure: Cartoon World aka Tooniversal studios, where Universal was seeking to mine the IP of Warner Bros! In this installment, we discuss about the DC Comics attractions including a Superman motion simulator with a twist, a BatWing attraction and an absolutely mind-boggling indoor special effects-laden stunt show where the Joker entraps an audience and makes awful puns!

Travel in time with us to 2055, or more specifically, 1992 when Imagineers were planning on reviving Tomorrowland at Disneyland into a crystal-laden, alien-supernatural wonderland featuring Alien Encounter, the Timekeeper and an animatronic show full of bizarre extraterrestrials! Tyler Green joins us to discuss the never-made revamp Tomorrowland 2055!

May the Fourth Be With You!

We celebrate Star Wars day by, well, looking at never-made Star Wars rides, of course! We look at a roller coaster that splits in half to take you either down the light side or the dark side of the force, an unmade Episode I version of Star Tours and some rejected Galaxy's Edge ideas!