(un)Characters

Spoiler: The mailman is an alien.

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Zach and Orey use words from listeners on Twitter to craft a dungeon master/substitute teacher who uses her students to craft a campaign that she’s not quite prepared for.

Suggestions from Twitter:
Tina (@accidental pod)
Cody (@codysthompson, @podtimeforgot)
Allen (@avenged7x85)

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Kids love Hyperco's exciting new character—Allen the Attenuating Aardvark—almost as much as they love the megafun new product he sells!

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Thanks to Allen for sending in this week's prompt!

Buck Overdear is a beloved auctioneer in Horse Lake County, but he doesn't know volleyball to save his life. But that won't stop him from commentating his daughter's match...

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The past three days have been hell on Detective Bobbi Johnson, ever since they discovered a body covered in Jellyfish stings at the Marine Institute.

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Zach and Orey use listener suggestions to craft a futuristic medical drama about a canine doctor operating on a cyborg without health insurance. 

What happens when universes bump into one another? Children get possessed by their older selves, and they bring warnings of board games that sully visages.

Disclaimer: The creative process is weird, and sometimes things go in a different direction than originally intended. There are gags in this monologue that are never discussed while we were riffing on the character. That's on us, you didn't miss anything.

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Turns out, there are kangaroos in space. And one of them is in a real quandary.

Zach and Orey talk about the music they're embarrassed to have listened to as kids. They also misuse the word "consciousness" a lot.

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Zach and Orey dabble in fantasy tropes to craft Zorya, an elf mage who has lost everything. She has to deliver a speech to rally her party for battle, which would be easier if she didn't have to poop.

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Orey and Zach play off of classic noir tropes to create Simon Smallfoot, an ex-mobster who soliloquizes to a cordwainer about his ex-dame that ran away to the Vatican.

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