Unclassical

Wow, Henry James can meander a sentence hey? One of those situations where the show is better than the book? At least we have owls on dicks, scant toes and flaming dicks flying around space to keep us entertained!

What a journey! I feel we've traumatised Katy with this one.

Sorry it's a long one but what an end to the story! What did you guys make of this one?

We're gonna take a two week break while Katy preps our next ready and it's a spooOOoooky one!! Take care! And we'll be back soon!

I don't even know how to describe this episode, I feel if you don't know the story I want to leave it all as a surprise, a horrid, traumatising surprise. So enjoy!

Ok, things are unraveling on the island, the group is breaking up and Simon is just being weird. What do you think the "one syllable word" is? And have they finally found the beast?  

Comedy

Literature

Lord of the Flies

William Golding

Feminism 

Books 

Oh my god, the sh1t be hitting the proverbial fan! And the sass of these kids is too much! We are loving this book, watch out for beasties and get ready to hate on Jack! Piggy for leader!

Lord of Flies

Comedy

Literature 

Feminism 

Welcome back! We are well and ready to traumatise our dear listeners with this harrowing tale of survival and human (hmmm, male) nature! Please be warned there's lots of fatphobia in this book and lots of kids having a terrible time, but also some "whizzo" times too, so swings and roundabouts!

Thank you for bearing with and a very belated - Happy New Year!

Marsha is on the mend and we can finally find out what followed Pemberley's dramatic Christmas Day! And how this book (rather abruptly) ends!

Thank you so much for all your support this year and we'll be back in a couple of weeks with our new read! xx

Happy Christmas everyone! It's Christmas time at Pemberley, we have ice skating, we have feuds and... well some snogging I think, oh my god, it's Christmas Day and I don't think anyone banged?! They're all too busy going to church! ...well, that's disappointing... sorry about that, we'll make up for it by revealing a new phrase we want to print on merch, it's a cracker (hehehehe!)

Have an awesome Christmas and we'll be back on New Year's Eve!

Part 2! It's a Christmas miracle - Lizzie and Darcy at the lodge are having a wild old time! Mary and Joseph's baby is on the way, will Lizzie be able to help?! And there's romance brewing in their absence at Pemberely!

These really are precendented times, no, unprecedented times, unpresidented?

Sleigh bells ring, are you listening, in the lane, Darcy's fisting!

Let's get ready to welcome in the festive season with some good old Georgian smut! Expect tightening groins, problematic power dynamics and some lovely Christmas imagery!

Back to Pemberley we go guys!