Uncle Mark's Bedtime Stories

the 22nd of November (?) In some ways a Bonfire Night special, in some ways a spectular season finale, but in many more accurate ways, neither of those things. Uncie Mark draws the curtain on season one, talking big fat hogs, tights, and just rolling the ruddy dice once in a ruddy while.

Rub a dub dub, Uncle Mark's in the tub and my god is he lathered up. Live from his bathroom with an especially sleepy episode. It's what she would have wanted.

let’s fly let’s fly away. It’s August and that means three things - summer holidays, the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and sweaty gonads. Uncie Mark’s got all three covered.

Uncle Mark's talking holograms and horny pigeons. He even takes on the horniest pigeon of all: Queen Elizabeth II.

Bona fide pillow talk as Uncle ASMaRk comes at you live from under the duvet. Talkin' bears and bog paper.

Lock up your mothers, everybody's favourite Uncie is back on the prowl and this time he's showing off his brand new poddy. A not-a-real-episode episode, why not.