Uncle Noah

This week Uncle Noah takes a dip in a double issue. EW#1313/1314, the Summer Must List! (Must we?)

He talks about DSW, Polygamist sex compounds and Mario Kart 8. Grab your beach ball, because I know what you did last summer!

This week Uncle Noah reads the AIDS issue of EW. He is joined by a poor impersonation of Julia Roberts.

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Uncle Noah opens some dandelion whine about this summer's 105 new films.  

Warning: he just finished watching the finale of True Detective right before recording, so things get kind of bleak. 

Uncle Noah gets Emma Stoned over issue #1305 and reveals how his own personal Shining would involve Katy Perry. 

Spiderman II, The Good Wife, Crossdressing Frog catchers murder victims, the Joker's Smilex, pretzel M&Ms, and what Kurt Cobain would sound like today. 

This week Uncle Noah reads about Angelina Jolie frightening her children on the set of her new film Maleficent. He also diagnoses the Yellow Peanut M&M with P*ssy sickness. 

This week Noah grabs his spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch and goes a-sleuthing! 

EW issue# 1295 is all about trusting the "b" in 221b Baker Street!

This Week Uncle Noah get freaky with coffee filters and Fincher!  EW issue #1294 is all about Gone Girl!

This week Noah pulls a Beyonce and releases THREE episodes at once!

XOXO!!!!

We tackle EW Issue #1293, the Ultimate Downton Abbey fan issue!

Noah workshops his new character "creepy Grampa" and we all go back to the future with columnist Libby Gelman-Waxner. 

We put a bullet in EW's final double issue of 2013 (#1291/1292). 

Noah tells a tale of how he once got picked up by Mrs. Christ, during the days when Amy Winehouse walked the Earth.

Your Uncle Noah plays "Would You Rather" with Spock and the Judy Garland of Southern Playwrights. 

Uncle Noah missed an Ish! He explains why, and it involves a Neon Press of sorts. 

He delves into Entertainment Weekly's special Double Issue (#1291-1292)

Garrison Keillor makes an appearance. And so does Roy Orbison.  

We visit EW's editor-in-chief's town house

And Noah gets possessed by the crinkum crankum of Miley Cyrus. 

TO BE CONTINUED>>>>>