The boys bring it down a notch this week and take a break from making fun of your regularly scheduled trauma drip news cycle. We’re going back to basics with a hard look at Missing 411 cases and their possible connection to Sasquatch activity, UFO sightings, other cryptids, and Franklin Scandal style human trafficking rings. In the first part of the episode, we discuss what exactly makes a “411 case” and share a few stories about these exceptionally odd disappearances. We also touch on the origins of our National Park system and how they play a major role in the overall Missing 411 narrative. In the later half of the episode, we ponder the many strange possibilities regarding these events and dig into some cryptid evidence that may come as a shock… Bigfoot is totally referenced in the Qur’an. Kick back and relax with us, be sure to share with your friends, and find us on Patreon for video episodes.

They boys kick back and bask in the latest news cycle so sit down, strap in, and po' up for some wild revelations. We're talking Liver King dethroned, the ongoing Kanye debacle, and more developments coming from the Balenciaga ad campaign scandal. We also shine a light on the Artemis I rocket launch from NASA, discuss headlines from the San Francisco police department, and even share our official Uncle Ted's "Spotify Wrapped" with you all. Be sure to stick around til the end cause it's a long one and we left nothing on the table. Follow us on Spotify, leave us a rating, and subscribe to the Patreon for just $1 for video episodes and source material.

The boys are joined by a frequent flyer guest to engage in a little bit of tomfoolery for the holidays. The charming and indelible Wario returns to discuss some of our favorite topics such as aliens, lolcows, MK Ultra activation, psychedelic experiences, and the ongoing Hasbro/MtG scandal. Stick around until the end, leave us a rating on Spotify, and subscribe to the Patron for just $1 in order to gain access to video episodes and source material updated weekly.

The boys shoot the shit this week keep it a brick. We're talking the recent FTX scandal and it's connections to the Democratic Party and the new NY Central Bank "FedCoin" pilot run. We also examine how Hasbro has completely tanked Magic: the Gathering's value for the average consumer and are driving them to more online exchanges. And lastly, we talk about our feelings on voting, its efficacy, and the political system as we know it currently. Be sure to subscribe to us on Spotify and leave us a review. Video episodes are available on Patreon for just $1.

The boys return from the first bye week in over a year unbothered, moisturized, happy, in our lane, focused, and flourishing. We're talking weed etiquette, the new Call of Duty, AI and content creation, and the crossover between professional mascots and the Furry community. In the second half of the episode, we dig even further into Michael Aquino and his book "Mind War". We examine this modern-day handbook on psyops and illustrate how even though the methods may have changed, their goals have always remained the same: complete and utter population control. Be sure to stick around until the end, leave us a rating here on Spotify and subscribe for new episode notifications. Video episodes available on Patreon.

It's another fast paced, heavy hitter episode for y'all this week. We're talking Amou Haji, the world's dirties man who recently passed away at 94 after his first bath in over half a century. We also continue to examine our broken industrial food system and shine a spotlight on the Cargill family; one of the most corrupt old-money families in America. We touch on the recent trials of Alex Jones and Darrell Brooks. And lastly, we close out the episode with a first glance at some of G's recent research on Michael Aquino, his connection to MK Ultra and psyops, DARPA and the internet, black magic occultism, and more! Be sure to subscribe to us on Patreon for just $1 for video episodes and source material links.

The boys are keepin' it short and sweet this week. It's a classic cast. We're talking all our favorite topics: human nature, aliens, ley lines, and billionaires, the simulation, oceanic mysteries, and more. Video episodes available on Patreon for $1. Be sure to subscribe to us on Spotify and leave us a rating while you're at it.

The boys kick back and talk shop this week. We're hashing out recent developments between Russia and Ukraine that may signal further escalation and continue to expose the financial abuse surrounding this manufactured war. In the second half, we break down some popular predictive programming examples that have stuck out to us recently. Topics include Equilibrium, Moonfall, Warhunt, and Don't Look Up. Watch video episodes at patreon.com/UncleTedsCabin

You already know. The boys are back in their element coming off last week's solo cast. We catch up on how things have been and discuss some of the hottest news news stories that really piqued our interest. We're talking the fishing tournament scandal, credit card scammers, Velma "coming out" and how it plays into ESG scores, the latest Kanye meltdown, and reference a twitter thread that exposes some of the most influential cancel culture journalists as nothing more than spoiled billionaire heirs. Around the 50 minute mark, we get a breakdown from A's recent Grand Canyon backpacking trip. It's story time, fellas. So buckle up, kick back, and relax, and be sure to subscribe to us on Spotify, leave us a review, find us on Instagram, and sub to the Patreon for just $1

On this episode G is riding solo, he covers a little bit of the "troubled waters" in our current geo political climate then on to a deep dive in the history of the CIA's ties and almost marriage with organized crime. A long sordid history of more than coincidences that show, that the idea of Jeffery Epstein being linked to intelligence isn't as far fetched as some think. Be sure to check out the patreon as well for additional content for only $1 for all the forthcoming video content!.