The boys kick back with an Uncle Ted's regular for more nerd talk and classic comedy.

The boys kick back and relax with some tales from the week. Topics include Magic:The Gathering and Escape from Tarkov, a quick dive into non-American conspiracies, Musk's Twitter buyout, and the constant Universal testing that we all experience day to day. Be sure to stick around until the end because this episode has it all. Share with ya friends and leave us a rating on Spotify.

The boys sit down with a good friend to discuss their collective undying love for Alex Jones and what the future will look like in a complete dystopian "gloabalist" state. We also have the unique opportunity to gain firsthand knowledge from a practicing nurse about what it was like working through a novel pandemic. You know, the one that just got magically memory-holed ever since WWIII hit the airwaves? We attempt to breakdown the facts vs. fiction with federal pandemic responses and get some questions answered that have been plaguing us since the beginning. Be sure to share with your friends and leave us a 5 star rating on Spotify.

Buckle up dawgs cause we got another "grand conspiracy of everything" type episode this week. The boys talk self-improvement, the collective consciousness, frequencies, and ascension. We also take a hard look at the evil dark forces of our universe that are actively attempting to hinder our spiritual growth and conceal the fundamental nature of existence itself. And oh yeah, be sure to stick around till the end because we got a brand new level 9,000 theory that is absolutely sure to chew up your brain and spit it back out at you! Are you tuff enough to withstand?

The schizo gods have blessed us all because we're showering the boys this week. The crew ruminate on a recent camping trip and discuss canine prostate health in the form of Real Dog™ sex therapy toys. We also tackle other important topics such as Chris Chan, homeschooling, "The Cassandra Hypothesis", and D's masturbation habits.

Sorry for the late upload, I got ratfucked with edits lol. Be sure to share with your friends and leave us a rating on our Spotify page.

The boys take it down a few notches this week for topical mainstream conspiracy fun hour. We take a break from the constant media barrage of doom and gloom to bring you 10 of our favorite conspiracies that are either goofy, hilarious, or just downright intriguing. We're talking reptilian housecats, Chuck E. Cheese, the mafia, aliens, and more. Any way you slice it, this episode is bound to have a little something for everyone so be sure to share with your friends and leave us a 5 star review on Spotify.

This week, the boys sit down with another prolific musician and producer, Slamadeus, who is creating catchy and technical death metal intertwined with lyrics inspired directly from the pages of anarchist literature. We ask our California based guest what it's like injecting libertarian ideals into an artistic community that oftentimes shuns deviation from the prescribed group-think. We also talk taxes and get a special sneak peek at an unreleased Slamadeus track, "The Serpent of State". Be sure to stick around until the end because you are not going to want to miss this ripping and brutal preview!

You can listen to the debut single from Slamadeus, "Cellular Bifurcation", on YouTube and on Spotify:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3UlVwvYbAQ

https://open.spotify.com/track/6QMJ5NfuR35iQgBBikMFjt?si=e7ffc9af330a41cb

You can also keep up with Slamadeus album updates and message him about studio inquiries on this Instagram page:

https://www.instagram.com/slamadeusdm/

The boys keep things rollin' with another heavy hitting episode this week. This one is dedicated to all the Ukrainian Volunteers and Sovereign Citizens keeping it a hunned out here in the hell matrix. We're talking about the U.S. backed bio-labs that TOTALLY don't have ANYTHING to do with ANYTHING happening EVER. We also probe the possibility that central banking and the IMF are playing a large role in current events and help breakdown the "birth certificate conspiracy" that traps us all into Admiralty Maritime Law! Is Putin the next Gaddafi? Tune in and be sure to share with your really cool friends.

No Patreon episode again this week, sorry to the loyal dawgs. We're going to be taking the summer off from additional content. We'll be back bigger and better but until then, subscribe for just $1 to gain access to our six-month backlog full of bonus episodes, video content, memes, and link shares at www.patreon.com/UncleTedsCabin

It's real schizo hours up in the 'bin this week. The boys sit down with a Liver Queen and her King to discuss alternative health lifestyles and ask life's tough questions: are white people even real? This is the real deal level 9,000 you've been begging for. No Patreon this week, sorry to the loyal dawgs. Subscribe anyway for just $1 to gain access to a six month back catalogue of extended episodes, bonus content, link shares to source material, and more. Seriously... it's only a buck.

www.patreon.com/UncleTedsCabin

What up weirdos. Want the real deal on what's going on with the Russia/Ukraine conflict? Look no further because the boys go geopolitical this week to help you identify mainstream propaganda and fight against media manipulation. We're living through an era of mass information warfare and there is a war for your fucking mind. Are you tough enough to withstand the evil Globohomo™ forces that want to succ your soul?! Subscribe for additional content at www.patreon.com/UncleTedsCabin